Confession Point

When you must confess!

I have been attracted to my mother in law for over twenty years. I am forty two she is seventy. She is sexy , takes care of herself and looks and dresses good. She always gets me hot with the smell of her expensive perfumes. I get hard and want to fuck her on the spot! I jerk off and fantasize about her all the time. More than any one else. I sniff and lick her dirty under wear and rub my dripping dick on the crotch of the sexy ones in her drawer. If she only knew.

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Okay, just recently, I’ve been looking up stuff on bestiality and such, mainly canine. As it turns out, I’m a canine zoophile. I just love to imagine sucking off a great big doggy dick, only to have it shoot its hot cum all the way down my throat, then having it fuck the HELL out of my ass, filling me up. I’m just OBSESSED with it! I can’t stop thinking about it. Yes, I’m male, but I don’t care! I just want some hot, sweet, canine CUM!

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I’ve been with my boyfriend for three years now. I love him, he loves me, we plan to marry and have kids later on … I’m 19. I’ve never been more sure about anything as much as I am sure about how much I love him. But, here’s the thing, I still think about having sex with my ex! I know it’s wrong, but I can’t help it.

Sex with my boyfriend Blake is GREAT! But for some reason I still think about Korbin every once in a while. Oh ya, and there’s something I forgot to add, Korbin still thinks about having sex with me too. The reason I know is because we texted one night (we haven’t talked since we broke up YEARS ago) and revealed the feelings we still have for each other and discussed our current situations. I have NEVER cheated on Blake, and I don’t plan to but these uncontrollable “fantasies” are making me feel really guilty! I don’t know what to do . . .

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I have a very bad problem, whenever i see a muslim woman in her burka i have an urge to sling handfuls of shit at her. Can i be helped? Or will allah strike me down in a shitstorm. I await your helpful advice.

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I secretly desire my mother in law. I even peek into our guestroom window at night when she stays over and have seen her naked. it started when she left her bra in the wash when she stayed at my house, it was large. We once had a conversation about menopause and hot flashes and how she has to ripoff her clothes when she gets them at night. That she does not want to be touched at all until she cools down. I got so aroused and began to shake which she noticed but did not stop her talking about her need to be naked the minute the flash happens. i have been hooked ever since.

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my mother ann has strange magical powers. she lives alone in a cabin deep in the woods with her great dane sara.one night she invited me and my great dane max to spend the night . it was a warm summer night at about 2 oclock she woke me and said why don’t the four of us take a walk in the woods.

as we walked down a narrow path she led us thru some bushes into a small clearing. she than said to me sara and i are both in heat and want you and max to make us pregnant. she said if we take off all our clothes i wiil turn us into great danes then we can mate.i quickly took off my clothes then watched her undress she smiled as my dick got bigger and harder suddenly we were two geat danes. she and sara now side by side spresd their legs as max mounted her and i sara. we began having sex as both females as they responded . max and i often changed partners hoping to feel our cum in both females. both ann and sara took max and i to the point of exhaustion.both females were delighted knowing they wre filled with our cum.

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Hey everybody….hm, this is my first confession . I am a beautiful 17 years old girl…I think i am a kinda veird….Am.. I have liek 2 lifes….. First is my real life ( i am kinda happy and very liked girl, but i dont have boyfriend , becouse i am not ready or so…hm i dont know why ) and the another life…( there i am in love with a musician…in real life this musician is my friend…GOOD FRIEND . but he is 25 …and i am 17…and he eaven isnt beautiful..he is more like ugly…and i have seen him only some times..but i have talked him sooo much…..mm, when i sleep then i oftenly have a dream where are he and i ..liek there is how we get in love..and what we do together…..and in work i am dreaming(when is boring) about 1-4 houers of it….it seems so real and i love this “my own world” ……….in real life…he want to go to a date with my..but i live little bit far away from him..when i am 19 – 20 and he is still free…then i will ask him to date or so…….hmm, i am so weird about dreaming it…but i love this thing:D . one day i talked to her what i sawd in my dream ..about us..and he sayd ” SOMETIMES DREAMS COME TRUE” .. this was sweeeetest thing i have ever heard 🙂 . ´actually he is quite famous with him band….. but we have a little country….. .

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I want to meet a very perverted girl who will do absolutely anything I say no matter how sick or depraved. I will also enjoy being her sic dog from time to time. I want her to eventually fuck me to death, literally. I should die at the peak of orgasm at the hands of my most hated love.

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i still have the hots for my high school boyfriend and have fantasies about him–so there!

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Recently I’ve developed a facination for beastility. I’ve started exploring websites with explicit animal sex videos/pics/stories and staragely have found it very exciting. Though I am still to encounter any one who’s confessed having had actually indulged in this. Last time I read a fantasy where a young female gets sexually assaulted by a group of gorillas in africa, the detailed narration was so arousing that I got an unbearable hard on and it started dripping.

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I prayed to God for the girl of my dreams but the girl of my dreams was really attracted to a bad guy who is really into cheating on his wife, so now I am stuck with the girl of my fantasies and I am just gonna have to live with that. I find it odd or entertaining that it happens to turn out that the only girl who will have me is the girl of my fantasies.

Clearly God has a unique sense of humor, cause I have a hard time understanding how the girl of my fantasies actually finds me devastatingly attractive, cause most your lesser totally hotties never find me attractive enough if at all. Though, it should be noted that this confession and/or complaint is probably temporary. Guess I am used to trusting myself to obtain the best I THINK I am worthy of, rather than letting God bless me with what HE thinks I deserve. I guess I just have to learn to be secure in the fact that God answered my prayer better than I even prayed it.

But what am I gonna do with my own never good enough self image? Think I will pass it to THAT guy, who’s name and number shall remain anonymous. Now, HE gets to possess my never good enough self image. And God tells me that is just fine, cause he needs a wake up call anyway. And you may find this confession a bit cheesy and even offensive or even unbelievable, but that is cause you probably never prayed to God to fulfill your wildest fantasies, so, you are presently stuck living the mediocrity of your dreams. And where is your faith? Probably in the mediocrity of your dreams. And should I prove to you God answered my prayer by showing you a picture of my devastatingly gorgeous wife? No, I will just remind you of how totally boring I look, how uninteresting is my bank account, and how socially retarded I am. Besides, most men have seen pictures of her anyway, but I have not even seen her Playboy spread!

Yes, no lie! I am a mostly dysfunctional and unsuccessful Christian guy, and God sends me a Playboy playmate with a long since misplaced faith. I actually prayed to God, please send me the most devastatingly beautiful, brilliant, and engaging Christian woman in the world, who will find me, ME, totally hot and exciting for the whole of our lives, and GOD SENDS ME A FORMER PLAYMATE!

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For at least a couple years now I have secretly been fantasizing about having intimate encounters or sometimes even sex with my boyfriend’s mother! I’m guessing it’s because I have this OCD thing where I’ll meet someone who I really like or who I feel has this inner connection with me and so I can’t stop thinking about them, regardless of their gender and sometimes that innocent crush turns into fantasies, even if they are retarded one’s that don’t make any since. I’ve kind of struggled with the idea that I might be a little bit bi-sexual because I’ve had girl fantasies before but every time I start picturing doing sexual things to the female I’m thinking about I suddenly get really turned off and no longer fantasize anymore. So maybe I’m attracted to the idea of doing something “scandalous” that’s different than the relationships I normally have but when it comes down to it I still prefer my regular opposite sex relationships in regards to the sexual attraction component? I’m sure I’ll figure that part out on my own but why I’ve picked my future mother-in law as a person to fantasize about I’m not sure. It’s kind of messed up…

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im 13
never had a boyfriend
relly want one
i never kissed a guy
but relly want to
i have this fantasy
tht i relly want 2 comee true
tht one day in front of everyone at skewl
some boy just runs up to me and
starts makin out with me out of nowher
this is kinda wierd?

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This is a true confession, I had to get it off my chest.

Well, when I visited my Grandma’s home for Christmas break, my aunt and uncle where living there also. I never met my aunt until the day I visited Grandma. She was hotter than I expected, but she also had hot feet too. Now, I couldn’t just ask her for a foot rub or maybe even worship, so I did the next best thing. At night when everyone was sleeping, I would sniff her shoes and socks endlessly. The stronger the odor the better. Even after she wore them after the family went out sometimes. I feel dirty, but aroused and confused. She’s my aunt, I find her pretty attractive too. I’m kinda sickened by it too, but I fantasize sometimes about rubbing her feet, licking her soles gently, sucking her beautiful toes, and smelling those odors. She’s family and I’m really confused by it. I try to sneak a sniff whenever I visit and it sure turns me on!

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i have had sex with a dead person whilst my girlfriends dog took a shit in my mouth, i have also cheese grated my bell end whilst licking my dads sweaty arse from after he went to the gym he also hasn’t showered in weeks i have a yeast infection on the tip of my penis and my cat licks it then i lick my cats tongue i have also had sexual relations with my grandma and grandad they are nice. (bit wrinkly but i lick it anyway and i like the way it bounces her tits touch the ground cos of her age and i have also licked my mums dick whilst my sister diahorread in my face while shoving 4 butt plugs up my ass, fuck yeah.by liam foster

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my name is ryan b. and im a 15 year old boy. at least i think so. lately ive been having strange feelings towards my best mates i dont understand i thought only girls liked guys. is there something wrong with me? i want to touch them so bad. and i keep having dreams about putting a friends cock in my mouth.

one night we got pissed and i fondled my friend. i dont know if he remembers but it has been awkward between us lately. i dont want to bring it up incase he tells my friends and some how my brother finds out.

please help me.

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I’ve always had a fantasy about bondage. I remember getting an erection and trying to hide it as my elementary school teacher recited Alfred Noyes’ “The Highwayman”. The section where the British soldiers bind and gag the innkeeper’s daughter was very stimulating.

As I got older I discovered bondage magazines and 8mm film to feed my fetish. As an adult I tried to induce my girlfriend to try it but was unsuccessful until finally I found a string of lovers who were willing subjects. I was startled to find that it was a common female fantasy and that I was not a “weirdo” for having it.

My favorite session was dressing up a lover as an ardent feminist along with a graphic t-shirt and tight mini-skirt then proceeding to bind her to a chair and gag her while I videotaped the proceedings. I had to mime what I wanted her to act like and what her facial expressions should be. I next hog-tied her and had an assistant videotape me and her struggling on a bed. Close up shots had me biting her ear and licking her neck. I then tied her to a footstool with her ass sticking out which I then spanked hard with a leather flogger.

Next I made her crawl on the floor to where I was sitting on a couch, un-gagged her and made her lick my black boots while I occasionally spit into her face as I pronounced her a “worthless cunt-whore”. I pulled her onto the couch and forced her to suck my cock as I spanked her ass.
I put a dog collar and leash on her neck as I bent over and force her to rim my anus and stick her tongue up it.

I then lay down on the bed, gagged her again and made her mount my cock and fuck. After I had a huge orgasm I dragged her like bad dog to the bathroom floor and pissed on her making sure most of my pee was aimed at her face.

I love binding willing females and making them service my desires. I hope this story will encourage fellow enthusiasts to share.

Clam

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Lately, I’ve been having a recurring dream where I end up having sex with my girlfriend’s sister. I dream that we’re all gathered at her parents’ house for some holiday or other and that everybody but me leaves to go and do some shopping or something. I go upstairs to use the bathroom, and I spot her masturbating through her half-open door. We make eye contact, and she starts to try to cover herself, but I tell her not to. I move closer to her, and I open her bedroom door all the way so that I can take in her entire nude form. She’s beautiful, of course, and she has a sex toy of some type in her hands. I take it from her, lick it off, set it aside, and take its place inside of her. The dream feels so real, and I’ve actually come close to orgasming from it.

The thing is, this dream mirrors how I really feel. I’m in love with my girlfriend, who is always beside me when I wake up from that dream. But I am in total lust with her sister. It’s to the point now where I think about the dream during the day and get excited. So… so… hot!!! I suppose I’ll be thinking of that dream the next time I see her, too. I wish I could tell her about it or even act on it, because I think she is attracted to me. I don’t want to hurt my girlfriend, though.

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I have a huge crush on my GF’s sister. I want to fuck her so badly! I fantasize about doing her every single day. I want to lick her cunt and ram my dick into her so hard she screams. MMM. She is one hot little bitch. Yum.

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Id worship the ground that Tyrese Gibson walked on. Im so in lust w. him. I often fantasize the two of us f*cking and him peeing on me.

I guess the golden shower makes it a confession. Is there any one else who likes or thought about golden showers?

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I LIKE AVERAGE DICK AND I HAVE A TIGHT PUSSY I DONT LIKE BIG COCKS BECAUSE I CANT HANDLE IT SO I LIKE SMALL/MEDIUM COCKS I ALSO DAY DREAM I’M FUCKING MY CRUSH

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I’m a 15 yr old chick. And lately I’ve been fantisizing over one of my teachers at school. She’s female but she’s so hott. All the things I wanna do with her. She makes me so horney

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i think that i really have a problem i have fantasys about being fucked in my ass by a big nigger

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Every time i close my eyes i fantasise about girls, the thing is i dont want to be a lesbian, because it high school thats a killar move. i’m hoping its a phaze, because the only thing that gets me off is lesbian stuff. im a senior and have no clue wat to do or think.

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Everytym i look at a photo of Paul Walker, or david Beckham, or even Johhny Depp, i want to have sex! i dont hav a partner though! so what i do is i jump into the bath, put the tap on full blast and put my pussy under it! then i let the end of the tap go all the way in! if anybody thinks its okay 2 do that, i’m a hot 16 year old girl, just wanting 4 sum1 2 shove their cock down there! please contact me! my confessionpoint name is: I-Want-SEX

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i think i’m falling for a minor he is 14 and good looking abit mouthy and cheeky but thats whats making me like him i’m in my twenties and married to a great girl but i’ve always been interested in men i just watch him out the window and when he running around in his shorts and his hand down his underwear it makes me horny just thinking about him makes me hard. i hope when he gets older he might want some man on man action and i’ll be waiting.

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One time i watched teen titans porn on newgrounds. i enjoyed it. very much so. seeing raven’s tiny undeveloped body doing such explicit this with beast boy turned me on.

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I had a dream last night that my boyfriend’s father was licking icing off my neck and then put me on his lap and started dry humping me. Euch.

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Somtimes I hate people so much that I have fantasies about going to a public place and opening fire on everyone there.

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I constantly fantasize about going berserk and slaughtering and torturing people.

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I would love to eat Jessica Simpson’s pussy. The thing is, I’m a girl!

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I think about my ex every day. I used to just have a crush on him, now I’m absolutely smitten with him and it drives me crazy to know he’s dating someone else. Now that I’m older, I fantasize about having passionate sex with him. He hints at the fact that he still loves me, but I don’t believe him all the time. He’s somewhat of a casanova and an asshole..and I love it.

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I’m in a commited relationship with a guy.
But the only thing that gets me hot is thinking about other women. When I masterbate the only thing that can make me cum is thinking about a gorgeous blonde eating me out until I scream.

I love guys, they’re sweet and caring, and being wrapped in their arms is the most amazing feeling in the world. But I never did like being having sex with them. I mean no offense to men, but penises never really interested me.
I love girls because they’re soft, beautiful, and just have this glow around them. But they can be caty, mean, and over-emotional. However I still LONG to one day be able to experiment with a girl.
I love relationships with guys, but I think I would enjoy sex with women a whole lot more…

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Im a girl and i masterbate every night, do u think if i keep on like this, it will get harder and harder for me to have an orgy?

and also i would really like some comments telling me some fantasys i can use to turn me on for next time 🙂

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I have this fantasy and don`t know if it is normal to have something like this or not.I would like for me and my wife and another guy go to a club and drink and dance. Him and I would not get drunk but let my wife get drunk. We`d go home and carry her to bed and i`d ask him to help me get her blouse off of her.I`d pull it off of her and then take her bra off to.She has a beautiful set of 42DD breasts and this should wake the other guy up some.Then i`d ask him if he wanted to stay here as he had been drinking.He would say yes and i`d say “well,get undressed then,you may as well sleep here with me and my wife”.

I`d let a light on in the hallway so it wasn`t real dark in our bedroom.I`d slip her slacks off and pull her panties off,and start sucking her breasts and fingering her cunt.I would see that he is starting to get hard by this time and tell him it was ok if he sucked her breasts and fingered her.She would be moaning slightly by this time and i`d get between her legs and start licking her clit.By this time she is starting to work her cunt and moaning pretty good.I`d crawl out from between her legs and go back to sucking her tits,noticing that he is really hard by now.Damn,it must be at least nine inches long. I`d tell him to get between her legs and see if she could take all of him.He gets between her legs and puts them over his shoulders and starts to slip the head in.As i`m sucking her tits i can see everything that goes on.

He gets about half that big cock in her and her ass comes off the bed and she groans and starts bucking against his big cock.I tell him to put it in slowly,as she isn1t used to a cock like that.He`s pushing it in slowly and i watch until about a little over eight inches is inside her.She is groaning and moaning now and it doesn`t seem to be going much farther in her.I tell him to just push it in gently until it is all inside her.He does and it finally is all inside her.She is groaning and moaning now and her ass is coming off the bed and her legs are tight around him with her heels on his ass pushing him down faster and faster.They`re kissing and she is exploring the inside of his mouth with her tongue.Her moans are getting louder and her breathing is more ragged now.

She asks him if he is close,and he says “hold on,I`ll pump you faster and catch up with you”.He is up on his hands and knees now and pumping the hell out of her,and she is coming up off the bed to meet his every thrust.He then tells her he is close now and she says”give it to me as hard as you can and shoot a big load inside me”.He is now ramming all nine inches in her and her ass is coming off the bed to take every inch of his big cock.He lets out a couple of small moans and stops moving and i can see his body starting to shake slightly as he is overwhelmed by the feelings as his load courses through his big cock.As she feels the first load of semen splash inside her she moans and starts ramming her cunt up to take all his cock.She is moaning and thrasing now and telling him how good his cock and cum feels inside her hot cunt.He starts puching it in and out gently and i can see the cum squeezing out between her cunt and his cock.Omg,what a sight,I`d give anything to see that.

They lay there kissing and she tells him that is the biggest cock she has every had.She said it hurt when it went all the way in,but it wasn`t long until it felt good and she started to work her ass.She gets on her knees and starts kissing him and kissing down his chest.She reaches down and takes hold of his cock and then puts her lips around that enormous head on it.She takes it in as far as she can and there still is about four inches outside her mouth.I think to myself,omg,wish i had a cock like that,she even said if i had one like that i could fuck the shit out of her every night.As he is getting ready to leave she asks if we could do it again.I said “heck yes we can”.I fantasize about this all the time but don`t know what to say to see how wife feels about doing something like this.I`d give anything to have this happen.

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I’ve seen some recent confessions where guys show off their drunk or sleeping wife.
I would want to see mine being well fucked.
I’d love to see some strange cock giving her a good shagging, before filling her with cum.
I’m sure this will never happen as I love my wife, but the fantasy is always there

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I have the most awful confession to make. I am in lust with my own biological mother. I feel terrible about it. I am a happily married man with a young child. I love my wife, but I can not overcome my lustful desire for my own mother. When I make love to my wife I close my eyes when I am ready to cum and imagine that I am having sex with my mother and that I will impregnate her with my own child/sibling. I even masturbate to the same fantasy daily. It has nothing to do with looks – my mom is not an attractive woman at all, and my wife is very attractive. I am just excited by breaking the ultimate taboo with her. I have never admitted this to my wife, although I feel I should. I have admitted it to my mom accidentally. I often spent the night at her house while I was in college (she lived not far away), and she once caught me on her computer reading mother-son incest stories. I admitted that I wanted to have sex with her, which horrified her. She has forgiven me, but our relationship has never been the same since. She is always a little bit on edge around me, and won’t even hug me any more (since it will arouse me). I wish that I could take this lust away, but I can’t. If I could just have sex with her once, I’m sure I’d be fine, but I know it won’t happen. I am sorry mom, and I am sorry to my wife.

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I have fantasies about my history teacher. I see him everyday and it drives me wild. He’s married and has two kids, and I’d never do anything about it, but a girl is allowed to dream, right?

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one day i went to the bank and stole all the money out of my grandpa and grandmas bank account. i also took all the money out of my parents accounts as well. i ended up not telling them and i bought all the supplements for weight lifting i could possibly buy. Now my grandparents are broke and they have to live in a one room section 8 and my parents are drug addicts because they have no more money. i never told them and they never bothered to find out where it all went. As i type this i have many supplements rushing through my system and i dont feel guilty at all. Also i have fantasies about doing dogs and cats in the back room of the dollar general store i work at. Could this be a problem?

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I would like to kiss every sweet inch of my boss’s sexy ass. She is 37 y.o. 5’8″ long light brown hair, very classy and sexy. When I first met her I couldn’t stand her. Now I think about making love to her all the time. When I worked with her last, she was bent over and I couldn’t take my eyes off her cute little butt. She is married and has four children and I know my chances are next to nil.

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I have this secret fantasy to be scratched during sex. Just enought to draw blood on my back, stomach, legs and arms. That would be amazing. But I’m scared to ask for it.

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I was still in High School, I had a big cock and was horny all the time, jerked off at least 3 times a day. My body is small and slim with very little hair, 5″4″,125lbs. My fat cut 7″ cock looked huge on me. I had been jerking off thinking about gay sex lately, I was very turned on by the fantasy of having sex with an older man, and having a cock in my ass.

I got a job working after school and weekends at a antique shop, it was ran by 2 older gay gentleman, very nice gentleman who were always flirting and teasing me. An older very distinguished looking handsome customer came in the store, he was a silver haired fox who looked like he had money.

The owners knew him well, he bought a small end table and asked the owners if I could help him unload it at his house, I thought this was kind of suspicous since it didn’t weigh much but my horniness and curiousity made me jump at the chance. We rode in his SUV to a big house in a ritzy neighborhood and I carried the end table into his house. He gave me a tour, it was huge and very nice, there was an indoor hot tub and he asked me if I wanted to soak for a while, I told him I didn’t have a swim suit and he laughed and told me I could go without, he always did.

I was getting turned on so I started to undress, my tank top came off first and my back was turned to him and I pulled down my cutoffs, no underwear and bent over to finish removing my cutoffs, it was a turn on to expose my ass to him, he watched me climb into the hot tub, my cock was rock hard. I watched him take off his shirt, he had a sexy chest covered with silver hair, he pulled down his pants and underwear in one motion exposing a beautiful 8″ cut cock, very fat. We sat in the tub for five minutes talking, he asked me if I wanted a massage, I moved over close to him with my back to him and sort of sat on his lap, I could feel that big cock, I started moving my ass around until it was between my cheeks, I moved up and down, it felt so hot, made my asshole spasm. He was rubbing my shoulders and back, he reached around and started massaging my inner thighs making my cock twitch, finally he started stroking my cock, I was so turned on it was all I could do not to cum. He had me stand up and started tonguing my ass while stroking my cock, I was in pleasure overload and exploded cum after about two minutes of this.

We went into his bedroom, still naked and dried off, he put his hands on my shoulders and gently pushed me to my knees, grabbed the back of my head and guided me to his cock. I sucked on it hungrily feeling it get harder in my mouth, when he was rock hard he guided me to the bed and had me lay on my stomach. He ate my ass again this time harder, getting his tongue up inside me, this made my cock hard again, I relaxed and felt my boypussie open up. Next he slowly inserted one of his fingers , it kind of hurt at first but then I started to love the feeling. Two fingers was next with some lube, he two finger fucked me for along time, I loved how it felt, like I was getting stretched. I was moaning and moving my ass up and down.

He stopped and put his big cock back in my mouth, I sucked him for maybe a minute and he pulled out and rolled on a condom, had me get down doggie style got behind me and pushed that big cock head against my tight hole. He slowly pushed, I thought it was to big and would never fit, all of a sudden it popped in, the sensation took my breath away, it felt so huge and it hurt a little, but I was starting to relax and it was feeling better by the second.

He slowly pushed in until he was deep inside me and moved in and out very slowly to start with, it still burned but the thought of getting fucked, having a big cock inside me was such a turn on.

He fucked me for a long time, after I got used to it and fully relaxed the feeling was pure pleasure. My cock was rock hard.

The pace got faster and harder, finally I came again, without even touching my cock, such intense pleasure. He came and stayed inside me, I layed flat on my stomch with him still inside me, he slowly went limp, slipped out of me and rolled off me.

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I wish my married co-worker’s wife would run off with a used car salesman because I want him for myself.

I also must confess that even though I never met the woman face-to-face, I hate her guts. Being my complete opposite, she represents all that I despise about being a female. Just the fact that we have genitalia in common makes me sick, although mine is well-groomed and I’m not plagued with contant yeast infections.

I’m not saying I hate being a woman, I’m saying I hate being associated with boring, uptight, SUV/minivan driving Mommies who talk in nasal voices and yack incessantly into their cell phones and shave their necks. I think the idea of such a woman coming home and finding a naked hippie heathen under her precious Hubby Wubby is HILARIOUS.

Unfortunately, I have too many morals to carry this out myself. I sure don’t want him dipping his wick into her greasy, hairy yeast burger and then dipping into my tight, clean kitten. Yuck. Even if he stuck his weiner in boiling water it wouldn’t be enough.

I’m also secretly angry at men who marry these boring, uptight hags because they think it’s the safe and easy thing to do. Have fun going without sex for the rest of your lives. Oral sex is now a distant memory. Why do you do this to yourselves? I’m a fun, easy-going woman. I’ve had one sexual partner, I have all my teeth, I don’t look bad, I’m healthy. But because I’m the kind of person who other people may find appealing for whatever reason, I’m not safe.

Have fun with your harpies with their capri pants and their Keds and their neck stubble. Fun, sex and affection are so overrated when you have a big, fat hound dog that sits at your side and nags your ear off every night. She may be annoying but garsh, she’s loyal. Is it worth it?

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i’m married but i fantasize about getting tag teamed by two big cock guys, i want to be their bitch! anyone interested in columbus, oh? hit me at ladams15@hotmail.com

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I’m a 40 year old male, and my confession is that I’ve been having the most perverted gay fantasies- really dodgy stuff (mutual scat, licking a guys dirty anus, drinking his piss & cum etc.) I think that it is having an adverse effect on my (straight) relationship, as I seem to be losing interest in my GF sexually. I’ve been blaming tiredness etc for my failings, but this can’t go on forever. I’m far too shy to persue this fantasy though, even though there must be others……..

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I am married for 5 years after dating my husband for a couple years. I am 31 now and both of us live far in different cities due to our jobs. I always fantasize having sex with handsome men whom I come across. Is this wrong? I have many dreams about the same too.

I love to have sex with my husnabd bu he would not lick my clit and I hardly have orgasms..how should I ask him to do that..he wouldnot agree ..I am sure

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I am a 20 yr old female and I am madly in love with Tyra Banks. I am not lesbian but she is just so damn hot! I dream about licking her titties and hot pussy and fucking her with a strap on. Oh baby!!!!

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Every night I jerk off to two of my teachers and 40 other girls I make believe that they r on top of my dick. Just last friday no1 went to my skool and I walk in and I tell my teacher if she wanted 2 go somewhere else and we went 2 a room where noone could see us and she jerked me off gave me head and rode my dick she will be getting married this summer and she said that she likes my dick better than her fiances. I am going to try to fuck my other teacher. They really kno each other so mayb a 3way will happen.

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I like men but everytime i see my daughters friends I just wanna tear off their clothes and eat them out

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I fantasize about my sister-in-law, Kim, forcing me to strip for her, making me get on my hands and knees in front of the toilet (which she has just used), and giving it to me in the ass with a strap-on.

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