I am a 17 year old girl and my brother is 21. He is a very sound sleeper and always sleeps in the nude. Sometimes I sneak in his room and rub his cock until it gets real hard and stands straight up. Then I tickle under the head and the tip gets all slippery. Then I stop. Someday I’m gonna try to make him cum. That would be cool.
Revised version
I laugh at those religious people they are so funny some times.
Warning the following conversations edits came from true religious people
Conversation with Christian:
me: “hey man earth is billions of years old man!”
Christian guy:” no man it’s 6000 years old and it is created in 7 days.”
Me:” but that Larry king guy on CNN is older then that!!”
me:” wow look at these dinosaurs bones man!”
Christian guy guy:” no man the dinosaurs are not real and there are no genetic mutations that caused the evolution because god made us all, oh and if you don’t join us Christians you are going to hell!!! So repent And let god forgive you.”
Me:”what about the fossils from all the previous animals ? You know from millions of years ago?”
Christian guy:”a massive conspiracy…”
Me:” right….”
Conversation with Muslim guy:
Muslim guy:”hey man join us and you get 72 virgins!”
Me:”is that virgin men or girls? Cause I don’t want 72 virgin guys running around in my house.”
Muslim guy:” I don’t know.. I’ll look it up I guess.”
Me:”Mmmm pork….”
Muslim guy:”no man that is bad! You are going to hell!”
Me:”why?”
Muslim guy:” pigs are a sacred animal they are holy!”
Conversation with Buddhist
The following is fiction
Me:” yeah I need money man got any?”
Buddhist:” here’s my wallet knock yourself out.”
Me:” gee thanks”
So as you can see religious people are either ignorant, dorky or pacifist…
Well I finally had my first lesbian experience. It was with my boyfriend’s hot younger sister and it was really nice. She is really beautiful and knew just what I like in bed. I told her that I wish she could give her brother (my bf) some tips on how to eat my pussy better but she doesn’t know how to bring up the subject without making him suspect anything. Oh well, for now she said she would love to service me any time I want. Guess I’ll enjoy the best of both worlds for now, yum!
One of my best friends has become a slut. Well, sort of. She used to be sweet and more mature I guess? And just this week alone she made out with a boy twice. And the thing is, she just likes spending time with him and doesn’t genuinely like him. She’s just being hormonal and lusty and my friend and I think it’s really bad for her because she keeps thinking that she’ll be in total control but we’re worried the boy might make use of her and everything. This sucks I hope the problem resolves itself. It’s killing me that she’s making out with this boy it’s sick sick sick because they used to date three years back and nothing went on physically but he two-timed with one of her close friends.
I have been going out with a girl for a half a year now. we are both in university, she is smart and beautiful. I’m not the stupid ugly guy but I feel she is too perfect for me… good in bed.nice ass and real tits, blonde hair… and I can always start a intellectual or just normal conversation with her. she is so perfect…..
I say we execute every terrorist ever captured, I live in toronto and these terrorists terrorists were arrested friday night, I can’t believe they are being treated like human in the prison. in a communist country, they would be shot already… as strange as it sounds I’m actually wishing to be in a communist country. and Filipino dude! I agree with you, I heard about it on the news and i’m outraged by the ignorance of these people for other culture. also I really don’t understand the hatred for canadians by americans. calling them retarded brother of america. so here I stand my middle finger raised to those people who have no tolerance for other people’s culture and terrorists and giving them a well deserved “fuck you bitch”. you don’t like me? then bomb me!