I love my good friend. i’m a guy, and she is really cute. we are hang out friends and kind of personal advisor for each other, i’m afraid to make a move on her. I have been a gentleman to her for a while but still, i’m a bit afraid…. my heart ache every night when I miss my chance
I am in love with Marissa. She is so beautiful I can’t get her out of my mind. I would do anything to taste her, yum!
I am a 17 year old girl and my brother is 21. He is a very sound sleeper and always sleeps in the nude. Sometimes I sneak in his room and rub his cock until it gets real hard and stands straight up. Then I tickle under the head and the tip gets all slippery. Then I stop. Someday I’m gonna try to make him cum. That would be cool.
i hate my vulva it’s slightly blackened and it just sickens me. it doesn’t look right it doesn’t look right.
I love christina aguilera!!!!
she is so damn cute!!
I have kissed a fish before and a girl
Revised version
I laugh at those religious people they are so funny some times.
Warning the following conversations edits came from true religious people
Conversation with Christian:
me: “hey man earth is billions of years old man!”
Christian guy:” no man it’s 6000 years old and it is created in 7 days.”
Me:” but that Larry king guy on CNN is older then that!!”
me:” wow look at these dinosaurs bones man!”
Christian guy guy:” no man the dinosaurs are not real and there are no genetic mutations that caused the evolution because god made us all, oh and if you don’t join us Christians you are going to hell!!! So repent And let god forgive you.”
Me:”what about the fossils from all the previous animals ? You know from millions of years ago?”
Christian guy:”a massive conspiracy…”
Me:” right….”
Conversation with Muslim guy:
Muslim guy:”hey man join us and you get 72 virgins!”
Me:”is that virgin men or girls? Cause I don’t want 72 virgin guys running around in my house.”
Muslim guy:” I don’t know.. I’ll look it up I guess.”
Me:”Mmmm pork….”
Muslim guy:”no man that is bad! You are going to hell!”
Me:”why?”
Muslim guy:” pigs are a sacred animal they are holy!”
Conversation with Buddhist
The following is fiction
Me:” yeah I need money man got any?”
Buddhist:” here’s my wallet knock yourself out.”
Me:” gee thanks”
So as you can see religious people are either ignorant, dorky or pacifist…
Well I finally had my first lesbian experience. It was with my boyfriend’s hot younger sister and it was really nice. She is really beautiful and knew just what I like in bed. I told her that I wish she could give her brother (my bf) some tips on how to eat my pussy better but she doesn’t know how to bring up the subject without making him suspect anything. Oh well, for now she said she would love to service me any time I want. Guess I’ll enjoy the best of both worlds for now, yum!
One of my best friends has become a slut. Well, sort of. She used to be sweet and more mature I guess? And just this week alone she made out with a boy twice. And the thing is, she just likes spending time with him and doesn’t genuinely like him. She’s just being hormonal and lusty and my friend and I think it’s really bad for her because she keeps thinking that she’ll be in total control but we’re worried the boy might make use of her and everything. This sucks I hope the problem resolves itself. It’s killing me that she’s making out with this boy it’s sick sick sick because they used to date three years back and nothing went on physically but he two-timed with one of her close friends.
I have been going out with a girl for a half a year now. we are both in university, she is smart and beautiful. I’m not the stupid ugly guy but I feel she is too perfect for me… good in bed.nice ass and real tits, blonde hair… and I can always start a intellectual or just normal conversation with her. she is so perfect…..
i have a crush on my sister
I say we execute every terrorist ever captured, I live in toronto and these terrorists terrorists were arrested friday night, I can’t believe they are being treated like human in the prison. in a communist country, they would be shot already… as strange as it sounds I’m actually wishing to be in a communist country. and Filipino dude! I agree with you, I heard about it on the news and i’m outraged by the ignorance of these people for other culture. also I really don’t understand the hatred for canadians by americans. calling them retarded brother of america. so here I stand my middle finger raised to those people who have no tolerance for other people’s culture and terrorists and giving them a well deserved “fuck you bitch”. you don’t like me? then bomb me!
I ate all 3 chocolate bars and didnt leave one for my little brother, so then my grandma slapped me on the bottom for being a naughty boy and being too greedy!
I’m 36 and last saturday I screwed my buddys 14 year old daughter, but I wasn’t the first one.
Every night I jerk off to two of my teachers and 40 other girls I make believe that they r on top of my dick. Just last friday no1 went to my skool and I walk in and I tell my teacher if she wanted 2 go somewhere else and we went 2 a room where noone could see us and she jerked me off gave me head and rode my dick she will be getting married this summer and she said that she likes my dick better than her fiances. I am going to try to fuck my other teacher. They really kno each other so mayb a 3way will happen.
i have akid how i really don’t want and i don’t know what to do i fill like killing him sometimes cause he don’t mind.
I’m a 19 year old guy, I wear girls panties, saturday night me and a buddy were out driving around, untill then he didn’t know that I wore them, but now he does, and he knows why.
I have been having sex with my friends 19 yr old daughter. She is so hot I can’t resist but I know if he finds out he will probably kill me. She says she thinks she is in love with me which is kind of troubleing because I am 30 years older than her however I can’t give up the pleasure of her sitting over me and lowering her hot wet pussy onto my rock hard cock and riding me into oblivion. Am I selfish? I don’t know how to end it.
I masterbate alot. Im addicted. Is that wrong?
i hate my mother, my life would improve drastically if she and my father fell ill and died.
I hate racists! I’m a Filipina and I was so upset when I found out that a 7 year-old Filipino boy was reprimanded by a school administrator in CANADA for using a SPOON! And the worse part is they called the boy a “PIG!” Well guess what, those racists are worse than pigs! I’m not saying that all Canadians are racists, I’m only referring to those involved and to all the racists in the world! I bet you guys don’t even know how Filipinos have helped the world. Here are some Filipino inventions: FLOURESCENT LIGHT, YOYO, KARAOKE, MOON BUGGY, TOASTER and theBLACK BOX! Do you guys know that Enrique Iglesias’ mother is Spanish-Filipino, did you know that the singing voice behind Princess Jasmine and Mulan is a Filipina? Did you guys know that Monique Lhuillier( the fashion designer who designed Britney Spears’ wedding gown) is a Filipino and that APL from the Black EyEd Peas is a Filipino?! and that the head chef at NOBU is a Filipino?! Rob Schneider, Tia Carere, Lou Diamond Philipps have Filipino blood! and Robin Williams is married to a Filipina! You racists are sick people! God bless GOOD FOREIGNERS!
i’m so annoyed with my brother, i just wanna pound him! what the fuck!
I like men but everytime i see my daughters friends I just wanna tear off their clothes and eat them out
last night was great. i had sex with 3 different girls at the same time. just us 4
i’m beautiful, i have a nice ass, but i’m short and have small boobs. would anyone still have sex with me?!
i got fingered and licked. can i get HIV or STD this way?
I fantasize about my sister-in-law, Kim, forcing me to strip for her, making me get on my hands and knees in front of the toilet (which she has just used), and giving it to me in the ass with a strap-on.
I found this chicken. I took it home and turned it into my own personal “egg” slave. Now, it is a part of my life. It does dishes, cleans and takes care of my children, plus I still get high quality eggs!
I am a 28 yr old woman and I recently seduced a 14 year old boy that cuts my lawn. I admit that I had a few drinks first but I have always been attracted to him. He’s really quite handsome and has a great body for a young man. To make a long story short, I invited him in for a soda and just pushed him back on my couch unzipped and reached into his shorts and sucked his cock until he exploded in my mouth. And what a nice cock he has! I know he totally enjoyed it as I did. I explained to him that it had to be our secret but I’m kind of worried that he will tell people and my husband will find out.
I am 17 and in love with a very beautiful girl. we have been together for 8 months and she has a great body. I love fucking her hard and fast and giving her multiple orgasms and just having the best sex i have ever had, but when im not with her i still want more. But also when im not with her i want to just hold her and kiss her lovingly. I have never cheated on her, but I have been tempted so many times. Im sure i can resist cheating on her but the urge to fuck is getting stronger. What should i do?
I really love my girlfriend but i dont feel like she loves me like she used to and i think she is cheating on me.
When asked, I tell people I’ve only had sex with four men. The truth is that I’ve had sex with so many men that I’ve lost count. The last time I tried to make a list of their names, there were over thirty names on the list and I know I missing at least half a dozen.
I slept with my friend’s husband three months into their marriage. Every time that friend is so smug to me, I have to bite my tongue to keep from telling her the truth.
i’m really insecure about my body, people say i’m good-looking and i’ve had admirers in the past and they say i have a nice ass but i just feel ugly. i have “pimples” on my ass, i can’t even stand it! when it’s hot they start appearing but when it’s cold they get smaller.
i believe in abstinence but i can’t help thinking about sex. it’s driving me crazy, i think about it a lot… i don’t have a boyfriend but i get hit on a lot, mostly by older guys (it’s disgusting). i don’t want to have sex but i keep thinking about. i’m so confused! arrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh… i want to be a virgin till i get married but i feel like i’m going to lose my virginity soon ’cause my body says i should but my heart and my mind are set on abstaining from sex. i’m sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo scared that i might end up having sex before i’m married. i’m sure that sex will be great and i want to do it with only 1 person and that’s my future husband but the temptation is too great. when i was about 7 or 8 my classmate kinda molested me, maybe that’s why i think about sex a lot. i hate this!!!
i’m a charming guy but I’m in high school so I live with my parents. which means no girls till university…… i’m so horny and I can’t wait till this september. which will be the beginning of freedom!!! and more work…….. so horny. good thing I got a girlfriend so we can have a house warming fuck… YAY!!!!
I tried wat that person said and I tried cum first my girlfriend drank it then I jerked off and licked my hand. It does taste good like he said. Me and my wife r going to start drinking cum every night.
Me and my girlfriend are deeply in love. I want to have a baby but she doesn’t. The other day we were having sex and I cut a small hole in the condem I hope she gets pregnant. Do you think she’ll get mad?
My name is anthony martinez. I have a fantasy of having a 3some with my girlfriend(nicole faban) and her mom(emily caban) I don’t care who knows. I know my girl or her mom doesn’t come here so I’m happy to confess.
Me and my girlfriend were having sex and I cummed in her mouth because she was curious wat it tasted like after she drank my cum she wanted a kiss and I wasn’t goin to ruin the moment so I did. Strangely it tasted good it has a strange sugar taste. Try it guys, but I don’t sugest another guys.
I cheated on my girlfriend with her mom(she got a milf). Now just last night I fucked her aunt(she got a ailf). I’m not sorry I’m just scared I might end up doing her grandmother(that’s nasty)
yesterday I ate out my best friends pussy. It is great I am going to eat her out once a week. If you fellas haven’t tried it you don’t know what your missing
I have a little dick and I am a virgin because of it. I have had a different girl wanting to have sex with me at least once a week. I am waiting for it to grow
I jerk off every day and night because I can’t get any girls. I have so many good looking friends but just friends. I am afraid of dying a virgin or being like the 40 year old virgin.
I think I got the girl I love mad and I can’t think or sleep until I know
During my study overseas, I missed my boyfriend so much. And I felt horny too. I made mistake of going out and having sex with other guys. I had sex with 2 guys several times in 2days in a week of last August. I know I have been wrong to my beloved boyfriend by doing that. In those wrongful intercouses with those guys, i find that my boyfriend is still the best, who can give me best satisfaction and his fucking styles. Now, whenever i feel horny, i just “do it myself”, as nobody can give me the best then myself and my boyfriend. I can’t wait to see him again when i have a school break. We will definitely get laid again….really gonna blow it hard.
I had sex with my boyfriends when I was 17. We usually get laid every month and i got pregnant two years later. It’s all because of our future and an opportunity for me to study overseas, i gave it up nad went for an abortion when our baby was only 1 month old. I am very sad and regretful still .
I fell in love with my best friend and she is beautiful. we been good friends since high school and we are both single. I asked her out and now we live together, I love her more then ever and i’m thinking of asking her to marry me. what do you gentlemen/ladies think?
I used to get blowjobs from my best friend when I was 9years old (and she was 7). We kept on doing it mostly everyday for 3 years. I used to suck on her too, but I didn’t know that this was actually all all-right! I used to think we’re doing some alien things. 😀
I had sex with my neighbors little stud horse, no wait, I’m the one thats sore, he must have had sex with me.
