So recently i got busted at school for having weed. i have been smoking weed for a year now. this is the first time i got caught and it was with a dime of regi. they suspended me for 30 days and i am now on probation. that is retarded. haha btw Oklahoma has the strictest laws on weed.
I then go how and have an argument with my mom cuz i have a cellphone and i am not supposed to contact anyone because i just got into trouble. so my mom says give me the cellphone and i said no why can’t i have it so i hold onto the cellphone and she tell my brother to go into my room and get all my electronics out of my room and my mom says never mind i will go do it and opens my underwear and sock drawer and finds two dubs (12 grams) in there and my dad takes that and flushes it down the toilet after pissing on it. then my mom tell me to come into my room and asks me (as she is tearing up) is there any more i can’t even believe that you would do this. blah blah blah rite so i still have the cellphone and she keeps asking me who i got it from. i aint no damn snitch and im not going to say anyone’s name. So then my dad try to sit on top of me and take my hand out of my pocket which is holding onto my cellphone. and then i punch my fuckin window im so pissed off and then i throw the cell phone and my dad gets off of me.
After this fight my mom is trying to get me into counseling and all this bullshit that i don’t want so i finally get my phone back and i get my truck back and i get my laptop and my ps3 back and im good so i have 100 hours of community service that i have to do. I’m going to do it at goodwill and get some free stuff to make some money on my parents also made me quit my job at the bowling alley. so im making some money selling stuff on craigslist and other places to random people and i start to buy some weed gettin bubba kush and all this good shit smoking like a fuckin boss again now i got a joint rolling machine and free papers so im good at this now and when i smoke i just fucking forget the shit is even in plane sight and when im sober i think of all the great spots to hide this stuff at but it just lapses my judgement and my probation officer finally decides to piss test me and i just smoked that day at lunch and i already know im not going to pass and he asks me is this one going to be clean and i told his ass the truth no this isn’t so sure enough it isn’t comes back hot for opiates and thc i had my toenail removed because it was ingrown and they gave me tynol 3 which was baller status with weed haha so my mom finds out and gets onto me i said i stopped doing it and haven’t since then but i really sometime just have the urge to smoke weed cuz it would be fucking fun but i have a question for everyone what would be a job that you can have and make decent money and smoke weed??
I’m 19 and my best friend’s sister is 23. We’ve had a thing for each other since we were little kids, but I never pursued her because I didn’t want to put any stress on my friendship with her brother. Her brother and I are tighter than most real brothers
Anyways…
I went over to see my friend at his house for some Friday night drinking and smoking and his sister answered the door. Ben had called to leave a message for me that he had to work late and wouldn’t be back for 3 hours. He asked that I hang with Meggin until he got back.
Meggin and I had a few beers and then smoked a giant blunt of some really epic shit. We got to talking about the attraction we’d always had for each other and one thing led to another and we started making out. Before I knew it we were ripping off each other’s clothes.
She went for my zipper and pulled out my cock and sucked on it like it was the last penis she was ever gonna see.I wanted to fuck Meggin, but didn’t want to disappoint my friend. My hard cock won out, of course, but before fucking her, I thought I’d return the favor by licking her pussy for awhile. She had a hot little ass and I slapped her cheek as I pulled down her panties and tried to maneuver my head in between her hot thighs. OH NO! What the fuck is that smell? I almost puked right then and fucking there. Her pussy stunk like a dead fish on the dock in August. It not only stunk. It really stunk. I had to turn my head away quickly because I could feel the chicken salad sandwich I had for lunch starting to come up my throat. “What’s the matter?”, she asked.
“Nothing”, I replied. I had to get out of there before the smell started burning the hair off of my body.
“Look, Meggin, I’m sorry, but all of a sudden I got a horrible toothache. I have to go. I’m sorry. Tell Ben I’ll catch him tomorrow,” I was zipped up and out of that house in 30 seconds.
Now I don’t know what to do.I haven’t called either of them and they haven’t called me. It’s been two days. I don’t want to lose my best friend, but there’s no way I’m ever going to be able to look at Meggin again.
I’m screwed.
I stole a quarter pound of meth from a fuck buddy family friend who used to give me dope and money. Now I am pissed because I owe him and everyone thinks I am fucked up.
i had sex with 5 boys at the same time, i had never felt so good in my life. i plan on using drugs so we would not get tired easily and we had sex fof 6 hours. i could hardly walk. my pussy was all torn. now my pussy is as wide as hell. no one can have sex with me
a girl i know and am somewhat friends with gives her 9 month old daughter alcohol and gives her xanax. she already has a tolerence to alcohol and kinda craves it. i hate her for doing this and she is going to kill her kid. they need to take the kid from her.
ok so one night when me and my friends were out doing dmt and acid and pot we all went down to the main street , stumbling around, spitting at passers by, stark naked. then we broke into the town hall and had a little 4 some then i cant really remember anything else but we woke up in a sand trap on a golf course, me bum reeli hurt and my throte was sore
and i was sleeping with a duck and 15 loafs of bread
I used to have an addiction to anti-depressants but got past my addiction, hadnt had any for a while but then last summer i had a couple more and have a couple here n there now n i’m just worried about becoming addicted again, but who am i supposed to ask for support im still a teen and no friends will understand
You know that expression, “You can’t tell a book by it’s cover?” Well here is a prime example. I’ll try to not be too long. Anyway, I was at the library one day doing research when I caught the eye of a very attractive mid twenties woman. Red hair, bright green eyes, perfect lips, gorgeous tits (with nipples visable) and a perfect tight ass to die for.
Well we started talking, one thing led to another and we ended up sitting in my car. Turns out she enjoyed pot like me so we smoked a joint and really had a good time laughing and getting to know one another. I invited her back to my apartment to listen to some music we both liked and she accepted. Once there, we had a drink and just spontaniously started making out. She was an awesome kisser and let me know that she was interested in a little more when she started stroking my rock hard cock.
I took her in my bedroom and laid her down. We stripped off each others clothes and started to caress and kiss passionately. She pushed me on my back and gently lowered her hot shaved pussy on my face. I licked it until she came on my face. I was in heaven. Now the story turns. She slid down my body and offered her tits to my eager mouth. While I sucked her rock hard nipples she was stroking my cock and balls and rubbing the head of my cock between her ass cheeks. Suddenly I heard a strange noise and smelled something odd.
Well she reached behind herself and came back with a handful of shit! She started smearing it all over my chest. I almost fucking puked! I threw her off of me and ran and jumped into the shower. She followed me and offered to get in the shower with me and let me fuck her “hard” in the ass. Now I know that there are some guys that would consider this a dream, but I was repulsed and mortified and believe me, I’m no prude. It was just really repulsive and sad because she really was a beautiful young girl. I just wonder what happened to her?
yesterday at work all of us in the security dept. had to strip down to our undies for a drug inspection. it was all males so no problem there, it was funny though, there were 12 of us, most of which are fat slobs they were wearing boxers, me and three others are slim. 2 of them were wearing mens regular briefs, the other one had on a tiny mens bikini, and me wearing a pair of womans fruit of the loom bikini panties. funny thing though none of the people i work with seemed to notice, but the guy doing the drug search did.
I stay high all the time. I can’t help it, but I love weed.
i love porn, i love porn, i love porn , i love porn, i love porn, i love porn!!! before i typed this, i was on so much porn i’m still touching myself and am still hard. I go to movies just to see if a girl shows her tits and touch myself in the theatre. And I drugged a girl just so i could fuck her
I`m deeply in love with Cory Joesph Dellanger. He told me he likes me alittle bit, but idk. We have this complicated relationship in which in his eyes i feel like im equveilent to a guy friend. Oh how i wish i could be with him. Lucky Amanda..I hate her and wish she would die. I hate the way she treats him and he always runs back to her!
And me and Cory have sex, but he makes sure i know its uncomplicated. We usually trip acid or do lines of zannys then have wild sex in the woods. Its great. Recently we’ve been doing other drugs, and we are thinking about having sex on Cocaine, which I am feining for right now.
