Confession Point

When you must confess!

well im grounded for 2 weeks, until i learn my lesson, but ive already learnt my lesson, it was worth it! lol

what im grounded for is, well yesterday my mom made this spaghetti dinner, for when dad got home and everyone was gonna eat, i actually like spaghetti meatballs but.. so she made this dinner and she set out all the plates and stuff to get ready, well my dad was on the computer and my mom was in her room doing something, so what i did was, i decided, i was at the table, i decided i wanted to ‘season the food a little lol

with pepper spray

i wanted to season the food a little

season the food a little lol
because its pepper spray, pepper/seasoning! lol

so what i did was i sprayed this pepper spray all over the food, and it was like all over the food, and i havent sprayed that much pepper spray before, well except this time i sprayed this lady in the face at blockbuster

so then what i did was, was i ran up stairs so fast and then locked my room, and then my mom was all like “come down here, you’re in trouble” and then i was all like hiding in my room and they were trying to open the door but it was locked and i started spraying the pepper spray at the bottom of the door but it wasnt working it was just going in my eyes, and then i just hid in the corner of my room

and then my mum grounded me for two weeks, but she said it will be like 2 weeks if i dont apologise

but im not going to apologise

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13 Comments

  1. complex flea
    2:09 pm on December 17th, 2008

    lame. grow up.

  2. Mike
    9:32 pm on December 18th, 2008

    agree with the other guy. lame. someone should shove the pepper spray up your ass, at least the confession would be interesting then

  3. cold playa
    2:27 pm on December 24th, 2008

    your not funny and your not clever…your just a spoiled pathetic white boy who has grown up in suburbia and even though you attended good schools your egomaniacal complex has led you to write like an illiterate down syndrome person.

  4. spartan
    2:26 am on December 30th, 2008

    lame. people like you really need to have some respect and apologize for acting a horse’s ass to your parents.

  5. restless daughter
    4:46 am on January 9th, 2009

    WTF you’re an idiot. You got some issues dude.

  6. unpopular piglet
    11:18 pm on January 9th, 2009

    Sounds like these sad sacks need a good pepper spraying…GET EM MAAAAH

  7. clever egghead
    12:43 pm on January 10th, 2009

    im guessing your homosexual damn faggot

  8. OwlHoot
    9:52 pm on January 16th, 2009

    Where can one buy pepper spray in the UK? I have a marble pepper grinder, which looks nice. But if your hands are the slightest bit wet or greasy they just slip and the bloody thing is unusable. I’d find it much more convenient to be able to spray a bit of pepper on my meal.

  9. amusing grandson
    11:14 am on January 20th, 2009

    enjoyed this story it made me smile

  10. princess frankie
    5:11 pm on January 22nd, 2009

    I actually cried with laughter at this one.

    too fucking funny.

    good for you, I dont think your lame atall.

    x

  11. Josh
    5:05 am on January 24th, 2009

    omg ur a genius i wana b jus leik u

  12. Jesus on a Purple Pogo Stick
    8:00 am on February 7th, 2009

    DAX FLAME!

  13. HI
    2:33 am on September 27th, 2009

    i laughed while readng your weird story lol

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