One night I hung out with my boy who is a promoter at this club and he had a table with a few bottles so we got the partying. Then a group of girls he knew came to hang out at our table. They were all fine as hell so I went after the chunky one cause usually thats the easiest one right? She was very pretty and sexy as hell so we go the dancing and grinding.
We started dancing VERY dirty, catching the attention of most of the club. Her hands were all over me up my shirt and shit. I was like “Im in there”, yeah RIIIIGHT! After all that I tried to get the digits and she was like “I have a boyfriend” I was like “I have a girlfriend, we have something in common. I dont wanna take you from him.” She says “I’m here just to have fun, thats all.” Now I’m pissed not because she didn’t want to give me her number but I felt like she was being a cock tease. I didn’t show my anger so I put on a fake smile and when it was time for me to leave I told her it was nice meeting her and when I hugged her I smudged CHEWING GUM in her hair. I made sure it was nice and high so that she couldn’t cut it. AH HA.
12:43 pm on October 28th, 2008
What are you, 12 years old?
7:13 pm on November 9th, 2008
Obviously mad because this was his only shot of ever getting some in his life.
9:44 am on November 16th, 2008
What a bonehead, you should be ashamed of yourself.
3:54 am on November 18th, 2008
That’s a very appropriate response for such a coquette. Keep up the good work.
11:36 pm on November 29th, 2008
I’d have done the same thing. Thunder thighs DESERVED that shit.
10:21 am on December 1st, 2008
I feel sorry for your girlfriend.
6:18 am on December 3rd, 2008
woah!
3:36 pm on January 6th, 2009
i would have donkey punched her first then when she fell over i would have put gum in her hair.