Confession Point

When you must confess!

I was born with a severely disfigured face. i am also mentally retarded. because of this i can be violent and dangerous sometimes, and because my face is so ghoulish looking it can be very scary for people. so my mom and brothers chained me to a wall in the basement where i just watched TV all day and lived on a diet of bar food and candy bars.

One day a bunch of kids from the neighborhood found me and helped me escape. we had a long adventure together, during which i had to pick sides against my own family who turned out to be totally evil selfish bastards, and in the end we were rich, famous, and still alive. well me and chunk eventually shacked up together and from time to time he will give me blowjobs and/or let me fuck him. i think he just feels sorry for me because even though im free to do whatever i want i still just sit in our basement and watch TV all day (and surf da net, obviously).

Anyways, i just wish god hadn’t made me be born a ghoul and gay and not even have a shot at getting into heaven when i die. it is so depressing that it makes me want to take my life, but i would only end up in a worse situation (hell). so i guess i just have to be happy to be alive and try to stay alive as long as i can. the thing is that when those kids “rescued” me from my family my whole world got flipped turned upside down. And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air.


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  1. mexican great-grandfather
    3:49 pm on February 4th, 2009

    A person that calls himself “mentally retarded” has a better command of the english language that 95% of the posters here.

  2. cruel step-uncle
    9:14 pm on February 4th, 2009

    it is too bad /b/ tards don’t have anything better to do. think of the possibilities! go build a bomb or something jeez

  3. great graduate assistant
    4:06 pm on February 6th, 2009

    greetings, newfag

  4. chinese pediatrician
    1:12 am on February 7th, 2009

    Funny as hell. I think these guys are the tards, they didnt get it.

  5. guatemalan dentist
    11:12 am on February 16th, 2009

    LOL Wow. I am laughing hysterically! No joke!

  6. kladsj
    10:53 pm on February 24th, 2009

    /b/ tards should really go outside once in a while and fuck a girl… Serious good fucking game at life

  7. mata
    4:57 am on April 15th, 2009

    piss….ing …my..self laughing lolololololol

  8. annmarie
    8:30 pm on May 2nd, 2009

    awe it’s like a sequel to the Goonies!


  9. richard kawamura
    4:41 am on May 24th, 2009

    Mr Obama you will have a bright future

  10. fix
    3:49 pm on July 6th, 2009

    You just described the gunnies or how ever you spell it

  11. figgaro
    7:57 am on July 11th, 2009

    UR DOIN IT WRONG faggot

  12. DildoUser
    9:17 am on August 5th, 2009

    Goonies anyone?

  13. smooth veterinarian
    8:35 am on December 7th, 2009


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