I live in Vermont and I’m a member of the Top Secret Vermont Cheaters Club!
No, we’re NOT what you think we are. It has to do with the recently completed contest to be named the “Official” hometown of The Simpsons.
The Simpson’s hometown is named Springfield, but the STATE was never revealed. So with the new Simpsons movie coming out at the end of this month, July 2007, they had this BIG contest on USA Today’s website.
There were 14 Springfields from around the country entered in the contest. They all submitted videos about how their Springfield should be named the Simpson’s hometown. People would go to the USA Today website, watch the videos, and vote for the one they thought was the best one. Each person was allowed one vote per day. Whichever Springfield got the most votes WON. The winning Springfield gets to host the world premier of the movie.
Our video, Springfield VERMONT, WON the big contest!
I’m confessing that I and about 20-25 others here in Vermont (all members of the VCC) cheated by voting more than once each day. A TON more than once each day. We were all voting multiple times on a daily basis, but the race remained pretty close, Then this past weekend we really poured it on! Saturday and Sunday we voted at least 2,000 times each day. The last day of the contest, Monday, July 9th, we almost hit 3,000 votes!
VERMONT WON THE CONTEST GOING AWAY !
Final tally of votes:
Vermont = 15,367
Illinois = 14,634
Oregon = 13,894
Massachusetts = 11,442
WE WON and all those other losers are crying and whining, bitching and moaning!
HA HA !!
VERMONT RULES !
Springfield, Vermont is the OFFICIAL hometown of the Simpsons!
Don’t have a cow, man!
Eat our shorts!
Springfield, Vermont RULES !!!
4:26 pm on July 11th, 2007
#2920: sweet!
7:22 pm on July 11th, 2007
#2922:
THAT explains how a town of 9500 got 15,000+ votes.
CHEATERS!
7:29 pm on July 11th, 2007
#2923: Vermont sux and so does your video! RECOUNT!
7:37 pm on July 11th, 2007
#2924: you guys put up almost 1/2 of all the vermont votes? how the hell did you do that? why? that makes us look so bad! the vid was OK!
9:40 pm on July 11th, 2007
#2929: WTF ??? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ??? YOU GUYS STOLE THE CONTEST !!!
5:25 am on July 12th, 2007
#2931: You go dude! I cheated too and it was so fucking easy! open the contest page, vote, close the page, and delete the cookie. Open the page, vote, close the page, and dump the cookie.
It took awhile but it’s worth it. WE WON!
I voted over 50 times and my mom says she voted over a hundred times.
Springfield, Vermont totally ROCKS!
3:11 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2939: I knew it! I KNEW IT! you bastards ought to be tied to one of your damn maple syrup trees and whipped! How could you??? you made a mockery of the whole thing. DAMN YOU!
3:17 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2941:
WTF???
3:22 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2943: why don’t you keep your big mouth shut you MORON!
4:02 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2944: I read your confession and it really pisses me off. I want you to know that I’m going to put a link to your damn confession over on the simpsons movie page on usatoday’s website and expose you for the frauds you are!
4:45 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2945: WTF….
U IDIOTS WAY TO MAKE VERMONT LOOK BAD!!! THERE ARE HONEST PPL THAT DIDNT VOTE MORE THEN ONCE!!! BUT I GEUSS U ALWAYS GET USLESS ASSHOLES IN EVERY STATE!!!
THANKS FOR NOTHING RETARDS!!!!
4:56 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2946: And to think people are cheering you on! It’s sad, really.
6:30 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2950: THE MORE I THINK ABOUT THIS THE MORE I WONDER IF THIS IS ANOTHER STATE MAKING VERMONT LOOK BAD??? HOW DO U REALLY KNOW???
7:54 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2952: I was over on the USA Today website and I just found out about your little cheating "confession" over here!
OK. first of all, I don’t know whether to believe you or not. I don’t know if you did it and you’re bragging, or if you’re lying and trying to stir up trouble.
Secondly, how do we know that you’re REALLY from Vermont? Are you really from Vermont, or are you really from illinois, Oregon, Massachusetts, or some other state and just pretending to be from Vermont?
Whether you did it or not, WHY would you do such a thing? It was such a spirited contest, a good contest, why do you have to muck it all up with THIS crap?
2,000 votes in a day? 3,000 votes? Come on! Who has that kind of time to waste doing that? I mean it would have to take an awful lot of time to vote that many times. Even if it were 10 people casting 10 votes each, that’s only 100 votes! But 2,000 or 3,000 in one day?
And another thing: which "name" is it? "Vermont Cheaters Club" or "Vermont Cheaters Anontmous"? Can’t you make up your mind?
And if you DID somehow manage to vote THAT many times, why "confess" to it and confess to it HERE? Didn’t you think anyone would find out? What are you, stupid, or cowards, or BOTH???
Did you cheat because "everybody else was doing it"? Since when do two "wrongs" make a "right"?
Tell you what….
Why don’t YOU eat OUR shorts!!!
9:18 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2958: all i can say is that vermont went from 3% of the total votes all the way up to 12% in less than a day
10:13 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2959: i wish someone woulda enlightened me on how to cheat!!!! i felt so helpless!!! good thing someone in VT was smart enough to figure it out!!!
7:17 am on July 13th, 2007
#2975: I sent this link to USATODAY…It may or may not make a difference. I just want to know why youo did it??? I would be embarasses if I were Vermont first of all because you didn’y rightfully earn the title of "most Simpson’s Spirit" (remember thats what the contest was to determine…not the home of the Simpsons) and you don’t even have a movie theater! Illinois has the most Simpsons Spirit the votes show and we ARE the true home of the Simpsons. I hope this comes back yo bite you in the A**!!!
11:47 am on July 13th, 2007
#2976: Open 20 pages to the voting site in your browser. vote on the first page and close it, vote on the second page and close it, vote on the third page and close it, vote on the fourth page and close it, vote on the fifth page and close it, vote on the sixth page and close it, etc. When all 20 pages have been voted on and closed, clear your browser’s temporary internet and cookie caches. Congratulations, you’ve just voted for Springfield, Vermont 20 times in less than five minutes!
11:54 am on July 13th, 2007
#2977: Open 20 pages to the voting site in your browser. vote on the first page and close it, vote on the second page and close it, vote on the third page and close it, vote on the fourth page and close it, vote on the fifth page and close it, vote on the sixth page and close it, etc. When all 20 pages have been voted on and closed, clear your browser’s temporary internet and cookie caches. Congratulations, you’ve just voted for Springfield, Vermont 20 times in less than five minutes!
Continue doing that for one full hour. Congratulations, you’ve just cast 240 votes for Springfield, Vermont in only 60 minutes!
Have ten Vermonters do that for one hour. Congratulations! You and your fellow voters have just cast 2,400 votes for Springfield, Vermont in 60 minutes!
HA HA !!
VERMONT RULES !
Springfield, Vermont is the OFFICIAL hometown of the Simpsons!
Don’t have a cow, man!
Eat our shorts!
Springfield, Vermont RULES !!!
12:09 pm on July 13th, 2007
#2978: Thank you for the details VVV. I’ve just posted your comment on the USA Today Simpsons page.
12:11 pm on July 13th, 2007
#2979: — NOT "different criminal"! I forgot to enter my name, so the site entered one for me.
1:07 pm on July 13th, 2007
#2980: THIS IS SOOO STUPID ITS THE DAMN SIMPSON!!!!
THERE ACTUALLY THE DUMBEST SHOW I HAVE EVER SEEN
7:03 pm on July 13th, 2007
#2982: OK, I admit that I MIGHT be wrong about how much time it would take to vote multiple times.
I MIGHT be wrong.
I said "MIGHT".
5:30 pm on July 14th, 2007
#2991: i cheated 2
8:09 pm on July 14th, 2007
#2993:
Me and my whole family cheated for springfield kentucky
3:24 am on July 16th, 2007
#2997: I cheated for VT. It was exciting! WE WON!
6:39 pm on July 17th, 2007
#3004: HEY !
How come noone cheated for US? we really needed it!
2:57 pm on July 20th, 2007
#3009:
Tomorrow, Saturday, July 21, 2007, a date which will live in infamy, Springfield, Vermont will host the WORLD PREMIERE of THE SIMPSONS MOVIE !!!
WHY ???
Because WE got the MOST VOTES !!!
HA HA !!!
8:39 pm on August 8th, 2007
#3059: The Simpsons Movie was really GREAT !!!
We sat in the back row of the balcony and my GF gave me a blowjob!
8:52 pm on August 8th, 2007
#3061:
ME TOO !!!
My wife and I went to see the Simpsons Movie and she gave me a hand job. I warned her when I was getting ready to cum and she leaned forward and started sucking my cock. When I exploded I emptied my balls down her throat and she swallowed the whole load!
We’re going to go see the movie again this weekend!
D’oh!
5:48 am on August 26th, 2007
#3134: hey fag just because you fucking won dont mean vermont is the fucking hometown of the simpsons it just fucking means u get the fucking premiere dumbass
5:36 pm on August 30th, 2007
#3149: Hey! It’s ONLY a movie! Remember?
PS. Moviehouse blowjobs are just about the BEST kind, aren’t they?
2:36 pm on September 2nd, 2007
#3171: I agree with #3149 : Moviehouse blowjobs ARE the BEST kind of BLOWJOBS !!
(My big Sister taught me that!)
2:54 pm on September 2nd, 2007
#3173: Back in the old days, when moving pictures were about the only entertainment available, I’d take my dear, sweet Daisy to the picture show. She’d sit on my lap and wiggle around the whole time we were there.
Daisy would hike up the back of her skirt and take off her underwear, but leave on her stockings and garterbelt. I’d unbutton my trousers and pull out my fully erect penis.
When she settled down on my lap. she would fully impale her twat on my erection. By the end of "coming attractions", a couple of newsreels, a cartoon, a Flash Gordon serial, and two movies, I would have ejaculated inside of her four or five times.
It turned out that my dear, sweet Daisy was a very "Fertile Myrtle", if you know what I mean. Five children in all.
She passed away back in ’91, and I miss her terribly!
And I miss the "Good Old Days" and all those many wonderful trips with Daisy to the moving pictures show!
God Blees You, Daisy, wherever you are!
8:15 am on October 4th, 2007
#3680: I am a life-long resident of Springfield, Vermont. The local project coordinator for our video contest entry did admit in one newspaper article before the contest ended that she had dropped in at the local tech center to vote multiple times by going down rows of classroom computers. I’m sure many of us in any Springfield presented with the same opportunity would have done the same but how many would then choose to have it written about in a newspaper? Obviously, she wanted to get others to think about coming up with ways to vote multiple times.
I have been frustrated by the news reporters around here. They seem only interested in writing positve things about our big win and the premiere event. So I created a website to post the story of local corruption that most riled me. Check out
vtvid.110mb.com/3.html
9:48 am on November 22nd, 2007
#3914:
IMHO. Oregon should have won !!!
12:36 am on April 27th, 2008
#4509: South Park is better than the Simpsons
12:46 pm on December 24th, 2008
My husband and I watched the Simpson’s Movie DVD last week and I gave him two blowjobs right there on the couch while we watched it. I’m sure glad our two son’s didn’t walk in on us. They would be super jealous knowing they’re not the only ones I suck off!
PS. Maybe I’ll rent the DVD again and my sons and I will “watch” it three or four times while my husband is at work!