I was at a buddy’s house having a couple of beers and watching football. My team was up at halftime by 2 touchdowns when we made a bet on the game. I joked, that if I won, he would have to give me a blowjob, and to my surprise, he took the bet. I could not believe it – I was up by 2 touchdowns. But he said that if I lost, I would have to blow Rex, his German Shepherd. He was serious! My team was outplaying the other and getting the ball at the start of the 2nd half, so I took the bet.
I lost! Could not believe it! Surely he would not make me go through with it, would he? He whistled for Rex and my heart went into my throat. I protested and he laughed, a bet is a bet.
Well this dog has a monster dick, and I figured, let me get it over with – besides, I knew my buddy would not tell anyone. I knew things about him, that he would not want to be known. So I got under Rex and put the dogs dick in my mouth and started sucking. That damn thing got bigger and I liked to gag. As Rex is humping my mouth, my buddy’s wife walks into the room and freaks out! She was supposed to be out of town. “What the hell is going on?” I am sick I am so embarrased.
Well she has agreed to keep it a secret, but now when I go over, I have to strip naked and suck the dog. She watches and cheers me on. I am kinda getting used to it and look forward to my visits. Except, the last time I was there, she said the next time I come by, she wants Rex to fuck me.
I don’t know – that dog does have a big dick!!!
8:19 pm on January 19th, 2007
#1614: u fucking fag… #1) why would u even want a blow job from another guy if your team did win… that ultimately make u an ass spelunking fagot. 2) as soon as your team lost you should have just shot yourself in the dick. i would rather shoot myself in the balls with a 50 cal than suck the cock of a dog…. or any cock at that .3) because you suck off this dog regularly i hope that you die a painful and embarrassing death
9:15 am on January 21st, 2007
#1637: I have a St. Bernard if tou wnat me to send him over
6:21 am on January 24th, 2007
#1664: wtf, liar
5:28 pm on January 30th, 2007
#1710: I think I own this movie *checks porno collection*
2:56 am on January 25th, 2009
I go to church.
3:26 am on July 3rd, 2009
i enjoy wanking male dogs
9:09 am on September 26th, 2009
His girlfriend is as naughty as you both. xD
5:56 pm on September 30th, 2009
I know you’re lying, because you have no friends.
11:23 am on January 6th, 2010
Thats incredibly fake and gay
12:26 pm on January 6th, 2010
I’m 14 year old girl and I’ve been having sex with our dog since I was 11. Given him lotz of BJ’s too!
3:56 pm on January 7th, 2010
That lucky dog
5:16 pm on January 7th, 2010
Hey, Doggie Doer Debi !!!
I’ve got something “special” for you right HERE !!!
2:38 pm on January 9th, 2010
Dude, wtf. Too bad you didn’t win and get sucked off by your buddy when his wife came in. I bet she would have loved that. All three of you should kill yourselves immediately.
10:54 am on February 7th, 2010
lol bk at the top is totally gay, look how he says 50cal lol, dude, bullets dont stop at 50, so we know he is a gay kid. Im guessing 14.
But none the less, sucking off a dog, is weird, but this post is so fake.
7:52 am on May 5th, 2010
If this is crap.. may you burn in hell!
If this is true…. Stop going over right away… Sucking a dogs dick? Yakkk
ANd now wanting to get fucked ?
I know your gay and you wantd your friend to suck you off anuyway… but please! Dont get into bestiality. If someone knows you will be arrested! Dont ruin your life..
2:59 am on July 22nd, 2010
Lucky fellow.
1:29 pm on January 1st, 2011
i love watching girls getting fucked by dogs
2:03 am on March 20th, 2011
i would love to be fuck by a dog
11:21 am on June 12th, 2011
A question was posed to me a long time ago.
I was asked ” If you in a room and saw a dog with his erected dick hanging down, a well hung naked guy or a beautiful voluptuous naked blond, which one would you choose first”?
I answered the following, ” I would suck the dogs dick first, then the guy’s dick second, but will take women any time.!
I’ve been sucking dog dicks’ for years. I probably sucked 10 or 12 dogs before I sucked my first guy dick.
Dogs have many more times the volume of cum than man, which is why I enjoy sucking dog’s so immensely.
Most of my friends don’t know that I like sucking off dogs, but if that bet were to have come to me, I would have gladly suck off the dog. I would not have lost as much money thought out the years.
11:04 pm on June 12th, 2011
I have let dogs eat and lick me since I was 13 yrs old. My first unexpected experience was when our Irish Setter had puppies and when they were a couple weeks old, I happened to have been in the back yard playing and cuddling with them. Well, a couple of them were near my crotch (Summertime)and I was wearing shorts. There were 13 of them and when a couple of them started licking me, I got aroused. The sensation was wonderful. So after looking around and being sure one couldn’t see me, I let the puppies nibble and lick and suckle on my clit. They thought it was a nipple. The puppies also were licking and lapping up my entire pussy with their little tongues. This was the 1st time I was introduce to oral sex. I reached 5-6 orgasms that day. Needless to say, I visited the puppies daily. My parents were none the wiser. When I reached adulthood. I had a wonderful German shepard/Lab mix that I introduced to my pussy at a very young age. He LOVED to lick me and eat me for hours if I let him. I could be on my bed with my ass at the edge and my legs spread wide for full access. Another favorite position is being on all fours with ass in the air, legs spread wide so my pussy is fully exposed, and my dog’s wet hot tongue lovingly licks my ass and he reaches to my pussy and clitoris. Oh, he easily brings me to orgasm over and over. To have a pussy licker at my disposal whenever I want and orgasm is wonderful. Most times, I call him to my bed (when boyfriend has not stayed over) and I get into position and he licks me off to a great day before I shower. When I get home from work,before heading to the gym, I usually go to the livingroom and take off my panties, and sometimes just stand there with legs spread wide some and I help my dog gain access to my clit my pulling my lips apart some and he quickly brings me to orgasm. My boyfriend has no idea that my pet eats, licks and devours my pussy on a daily basis. BF enjoys oral sex too, but my lovely pussy eating dog does is so much better
5:18 pm on January 11th, 2014
If this is true, all I can say is you are one lucky motherfucker. I would love to suck a huge k9 cock and swallow the cum. If the cock was big enough would consider letting the stud fuck me too!
12:56 pm on January 12th, 2014
@chriscan 11:21 am on June 12th, 2011
I agree with your order of things. I would suck the huge dog cock, then the man and lastly the woman.
I also would love the opportunity to suck some horse cock too..lots of cum!
Also, you do not have to worry about any std from the k9, or horse..