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I laugh at those religious people they are so funny some times.
Warning the following conversations edits came from true religious people
Conversation with Christian:
me: “hey man earth is billions of years old man!”
Christian guy:” no man it’s 6000 years old and it is created in 7 days.”
Me:” but that Larry king guy on CNN is older then that!!”
me:” wow look at these dinosaurs bones man!”
Christian guy guy:” no man the dinosaurs are not real and there are no genetic mutations that caused the evolution because god made us all, oh and if you don’t join us Christians you are going to hell!!! So repent And let god forgive you.”
Me:”what about the fossils from all the previous animals ? You know from millions of years ago?”
Christian guy:”a massive conspiracy…”
Me:” right….”
Conversation with Muslim guy:
Muslim guy:”hey man join us and you get 72 virgins!”
Me:”is that virgin men or girls? Cause I don’t want 72 virgin guys running around in my house.”
Muslim guy:” I don’t know.. I’ll look it up I guess.”
Me:”Mmmm pork….”
Muslim guy:”no man that is bad! You are going to hell!”
Me:”why?”
Muslim guy:” pigs are a sacred animal they are holy!”
Conversation with Buddhist
The following is fiction
Me:” yeah I need money man got any?”
Buddhist:” here’s my wallet knock yourself out.”
Me:” gee thanks”
So as you can see religious people are either ignorant, dorky or pacifist…
2:18 pm on June 11th, 2006
#1069: follow up
me: "let’s invade iraq and kill everyone!"
another atheist:"ok let go support abortion and legalized weed too!!!"
so as you can see atheists got too much freedom
2:19 pm on June 11th, 2006
#1070: we human sucks don’t we
8:05 am on June 12th, 2006
#1074: That is so true.
3:41 pm on June 12th, 2006
#1087: funny
3:42 pm on June 12th, 2006
#1088: funny
3:48 pm on June 12th, 2006
#1089: sorry for the double post
8:38 am on August 21st, 2006
#1239: Don’t you think if God is creative enough to invent the universe, he is also creative enough to make an OLD earth. Adam and Eve lived in a fully developed landscape. How old would the trees be if a scientist cut them down and counted the rings? The rocks? The soil? In reality, no more than seven days old but according to science???
9:47 am on December 9th, 2006
#1343: You’re a freakin’ moron.
A) First one doesn’t make sense, because Christian’s don’t preach any "conspiracy theories" or dispute fossil evidence.
B) Second doesn’t make sense, because Muslims don’t think pigs are holy — they think they’re unclean — and their religion considers homosexuality a sin, so the virgins are considered female.
C) I know a few Buddhists that would kick your ignorant ass
In closing — I like a good joke as much as anyone. But the only thing funny about yours is how freakin’ stupid you make yourself look.
What a dumb ass..
12:55 pm on June 15th, 2007
#2893: OWNED
8:22 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2954: Oh, shut up. That was a funny joke. Who cares what’s wrong with it.
8:23 pm on July 12th, 2007
#2955: #1343- doesnt maker it any less funny.
6:41 pm on August 21st, 2007
#3129: try the quaker religion, its not ignorant or dorky but it is pacifist sometimes. however what we lack in religion we make up for in wink, a wuaker game that is a combination of spin the bottle and restling. its basically sex with clothes on.