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Someone help me…
How can i suicide with little pain?
Give me suggestions.

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  1. Don’t even think about it. I am sure you have a lot to live for.. don’t give up so easily.

  2. open professor
    3:25 am on March 23rd, 2009

    Do not even think that. i have thought about it, and life is beautiful now. Time will fix things, you will be missing out on a beautiful future. dont give up everything you have. Your days will get better

  3. athletic chauffeur
    3:49 am on March 23rd, 2009

    I do believe if you don’t like things you leave for some place you’ve never been before (velvet underground lyrics) – live before you die, don’t give up x

  4. angry terrorist
    5:52 am on March 24th, 2009

    There is no suicide with little pain.
    Be a man.

  5. different dragon
    6:23 am on March 24th, 2009

    > Be a man.

    What if they are a girl?

  6. narrow homo
    10:13 am on March 24th, 2009

    You can wish yourself to die at the last second of your life span. Eat healthy and change your way of thinking. Take a different perspective and accept that there are always variables. Eat healthy and get good rest. This is the way to the least pain

  7. oztotl
    11:53 am on March 25th, 2009

    Transgendered self-murder is all the rage in Japan.

  8. chinese stepmother
    5:22 am on March 27th, 2009

    Don’t go there. It will be better. I thought that if i was gonna end it, i might as well try things i never dared before doing so, like hitting on a girl, dressing in woman’s chlothes (i’m a man), getting a playstation even if i could not afford it and so on. After a while i rember realizing i had forgotten all about it for months πŸ˜€

  9. jody
    7:06 am on March 27th, 2009

    Sorry, you must “suicide” with the most pain AS YOU WILL INFLICT PAIN ON EVERYONE YOU LEAVE BEHIND. I have had many friends complete suicide over the years and hell, for them, it is painless. You need to get to a Dr. and get something for your chemical imbalance and make sure that you aren’t physically ill. If you are in such dispair over someone/something that you would like to choose death, take a trip to a childrens’ cancer wing at a local hospital so you can understand that some of us want more time, not less. Give meds a try and be patient, if you are a kid, talk to your adult so you are not left alone to deal with this. Suicide is far worse than any murder and is so selfish- if you tell yourself that the world would bw better without you, let the world decide and who knows maybe someone will agree and put you down but you did not give yourself life and therefore it is not yours to take.

  10. a friend
    12:42 pm on March 28th, 2009

    It won’t help…trust me….it’s not you who decides…there is no better place

  11. joshua
    3:33 pm on March 28th, 2009

    dont do it. it is not worth it. things are not always as bad as they first look. it wont always be this way. pls dont do it. go talk to someone quick. anyone who can help you

  12. Just some guy.
    2:46 am on March 29th, 2009

    I tried to commit suicide and woke up in the hospital with my mom and sister standing next to my bed. You want to talk about pain, the pain I caused them was immeasurable and I didn’t even succeed. You may not think anyone cares, but they do. And if you check out because you can’t handle your life then you need to find some help. If you are desperate enough, you can find the help. The internet is a great resource, use it.
    Suicide is the most selfish act you can do and the people you leave behind are the ones who have to live the rest of their lives with the pain you caused them.
    I cannot tell you how that day changed my life and how much my life has changed since then. I’m so glad I failed because now I have a life like I never dreamed, it can get better, I’m living proof.

  13. Just some guy.
    1:04 pm on March 29th, 2009

    I may have come across a little harsh in my first comment. I don’t know your exact situation, but I do know what it feels like to not want to go on anymore. And to think that ending my life was the only answer. You might need to talk to a Dr. and get on meds. And if you are already on meds, you might need to change to different ones. There are suicide hotlines you can call on the phone to talk to someone about your problems. They will listen and offer you advice on what to do. They will probably have better solutions then the people on here. I hope you do find some help and can pull yourself out of the hole your in. I’ve been there and it’s a very cold, dark and scary place, but you can climb out, it just takes some time and some help.

  14. common fisherman
    5:10 pm on March 30th, 2009

    blow yourself up it will be awesome

  15. sadunkal
    5:13 am on March 31st, 2009

    You might also want to get off the meds if you’re already using anything like prozac. Those things have a bad reputation for causing people to do irrational things. And yes, suicide is irrational. Nothing is not better than something that might feel awful. Good and bad are always relative. Change your perspective. Go read “Siddartha” by Herman Hesse for example.

  16. creative step-uncle
    10:48 am on March 31st, 2009

    Aside from my personal feelings that suicide is never the answer, I feel your question is flawed…
    You’re asking for advice on something no one who is able to answer has any experience with.

  17. laz
    11:06 am on March 31st, 2009

    eat some food drink something ull feel better i always do

  18. FourestBlandford.
    8:18 pm on March 31st, 2009

    overdoes on pills. major sick and harm. but I wouldn’t do it. I’ve thought of it. but it sucks to know that you either have someone who cares.. and if no one does.. then it’s your chance to prove to them that you deserve to be cared about. i learned it the hard way. I plan to live because I want to show people that I am worth something more than they will ever be. I’m still working on it.

  19. Craig
    7:38 pm on April 1st, 2009

    Suicide, well, think of the alternative NOTHING! So even if your life is CURRENTLY totally sh!t, it is still better than an eternity of NOTHING!!!

  20. koo
    2:44 am on April 3rd, 2009

    9mm salvation would be/will be my choice.
    You are your own master and you should be the one who decides how you live and die…

  21. hana
    9:50 pm on April 3rd, 2009

    are you still alive???

  22. tired brown snake
    4:37 pm on April 4th, 2009

    jumping off a tall building is painless. try landing on your head. good luck

  23. oyasumi
    11:18 pm on April 4th, 2009

    i think an overdose of sleeping pills? try sleeping pills and hanging yourself at the same time?

  24. Queen B
    3:57 am on April 5th, 2009

    I don’t have any answer for you. Coz I have never even thought of sucide. I don’t think there is painless sucide. What was the reason that you want to end your life? Is it worth it? Anyway taking a life and even your own is not your job or you to decide. What make you think that you will happy after your sucidal? Have you ever thought that how many people will be in pain after that? In my opinion, life is so beutiful, life is short, make the fullest of life, there are many more better things to do than sucidal. Go out, reach your friends and people who can inspire you!

  25. AJ
    8:28 am on April 5th, 2009

    DON’T DO IT.. I took a paracetamol overdose a couple of years ago, had multiple organ failure, several cardiac arests and had to have a liver transplant.. spent 3 months in hospital then over a year learning to walk again. I will have health problems for the rest of my life.. trust me it was not pain free. I will have to deal with the guilt of what I put my entire family and friends through forever.. And i can’t tell you how happy I am to be alive! Watch ‘A beautiful Life’ xx

  26. tall pastor
    4:44 pm on April 5th, 2009

    don’t do it

  27. helpless professor
    9:47 am on April 6th, 2009

    Suicide is the cowards way out. Suck it up and press on.

  28. Chuck U Farley
    8:46 pm on April 6th, 2009

    Take a handful of Tylenol PM and go to sleep with a garbage bag tied around your neck.

  29. restless nephew
    4:06 pm on April 7th, 2009

    jump off of something really really high. its instantaneous!!

  30. damnitall
    1:51 am on April 8th, 2009

    deeeeewd! πŸ˜‰ if you gonna try it at least make it good. because i once seen a girl on TV let me tell you about her – she tried to suicide with some pills, got in coma and ended up with her ass in a hospital bed. πŸ™‚ but that’s not all.. she tried to commit AGAIN!.. right in the hospital.. she opened the window from her room and jumped 2 stores. and she STILL didn’t die.. just imagine. epic fail d00d

  31. damnitall
    1:57 am on April 8th, 2009

    hey now i’ll try to be as serious as i can be. i read all the comments from people who try to prevent him from suiciding. but i mean is this really the good thing to do? he alone knows the most about his life than you all do. he’s the owner of his property and himself too. he commits no sin by killing himself and if he really wants this then just let him. i heard about a girl who got some kind of horrible disease and the doctors had to cut her arms and legs and in the end she wanted to die so the doctors killer her. she got in a situation that was so bad that she couldn’t even kill herself.. so dood, if you want to die just do what you think is best for yourself. i won’t judge you

  32. restless nephew
    8:11 pm on April 8th, 2009

    if you’re gonna do pills, which i think is a really pussy way out, the cut off is at fifteen i believe (aspirin). Anything less than that will only give you liver damage.

  33. STRANGER
    7:17 pm on April 9th, 2009

    Suicide is realy the only way out and it dosn’t matter if you die at 20 or 200. if you want to get out you might as well do something flashy and with a piont. but if you want something quick go with a gun to the head haha.

  34. married printer
    2:27 pm on April 10th, 2009

    Buy 12 ecstacy pills. Take all at once. Goodluck.

  35. a friend
    5:41 pm on April 10th, 2009

    SUCK IT UP! ive been there before. i know u may not think my situation was all that bad, but trust me. it WAS. dont think what your going through is impossible because there are over 6,000,000,000 people in the world, and chances are, theres someone going through the same exact situation. and if they can do it, so can you, just suck it up, accept it, and keep it pushing.

  36. quiet nurse
    5:12 pm on April 12th, 2009

    take a large quantity of ketamine whilst up a tree, with a nice long rope around ur neck. U will pass out, fall and hopefully snap ur neck. even if ur neck doesn’t break u will be unable to do anything about it as u hang there and suffocate. if the dose is high enough u will have no idea and it may infact be a reasonably pleasant way to go. just an idea.

  37. Chuck U Farley
    2:18 am on April 13th, 2009

    Two reasons to use my method. First is that it isn’t messy to clean up. If you want to off yourself, fine, but sticking the people you leave behind with a huge cleaning bill is rude. Second is that the garbage bag will ensure you don’t fail and end up a vegetable. It’s really the perfect method. Don’t believe me? Just try it.

  38. slob
    10:36 pm on April 14th, 2009

    my friend just killed herself… her mom is a wreck- not to mention that the ambulance ride, hospital room, clean up crew and morgue bills were a fucking burden- it’s a bit selfish. I think that you should just disappear- go do something different- hop on an empty train cart- go as far as you can go! Hitch hike across America- and maybe if you’re lucky someone will murder you? Who knows? I dunno, I just think you should experience as much as possible before you die… make it worth while. good luck.

  39. mata
    6:29 am on April 15th, 2009

    Depression is self perpetuating, the more negative lonley and unhappy thoughts you have the more depressed you become, the more depressed you become the more negative thoughts you have.
    Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary feeling.
    As for people saying its ok and you have a choice if you want to die I dont agree with them. If you have problems either mentally or some sort of chemical imbalance than you should seek as much help as possible. If someone has a mental disorder which would predispose them to killing someone and becoming a murderer would society just let them go kill because thats what they feel like doing? No they would either lock em up or send em off to a mental health clinic for help. (Not that your in that sort of mental illness catagory) but you get my point dont you? Just because its how you feel it dont mean you would be making a good choice. At least ride life out and see what it brings you. Try to reflect on good times and even try to watch more tv/movies that has comedic tones to it( nothing with chevy chase in it or then you really would wanna kill yourself)

  40. mad hamster
    4:07 am on April 16th, 2009

    Don’t do it, don’t listen to any “advice” from people telling you how to do it.

    You are suffering, but you will get over it.

    If you need someone to talk to my address is enda511″@yahoo.co.uk

    Please don’t rush into it, the bad time will pass

  41. Fran
    7:46 am on April 16th, 2009

    Are you alive???

  42. idle lab assistant
    7:29 pm on April 18th, 2009

    God loves you. If you trust Him, He will give the Peace that Passes all understanding. Don’t take your life. Give it to God. Please don’t commit suicide. Your life WILL get better. You are loved. I prayed for you.

  43. Me...
    7:35 am on April 19th, 2009

    Urmn, you could try to get your life back on track and do you best to be a good person, or you could take alcohol with a lot of pain killers, choose…

  44. Jack
    2:13 pm on April 19th, 2009

    Life is beautiful. Don’t give up, I know it can be hard sometimes and you just wished you could lie down and die. Trust me, I’ve been there. I hated myself and I thought my friends and family would be better without me, but now as its over, I see why living is good. thrust me, it’s not worth it! πŸ™‚

  45. sonofagod
    4:34 am on April 21st, 2009

    you don’t have to end your life to stop it…

  46. overweight ox
    8:56 am on April 21st, 2009

    die by old age

  47. Curious
    3:09 pm on April 21st, 2009

    You can stop answering now..
    I’m better, I don’t need to kill myself, life it’s a bitch, but it has a lot of things to offer me, I’m still young.

  48. Curious
    3:11 pm on April 21st, 2009

    Thank you for answering me

  49. Optimism
    7:26 pm on April 21st, 2009

    I think two people actually answered the question. Maybe this person doesn’t want to committee suicide, they are just doing a report or something.

    I would say the most painless way to go would be Carbon Monoxide, you fall asleep (somewhat naturally) and then die.

    Another way would be severe blunt force trauma, like a speeding train or something, it would have to hit so hard it would destroy your body instantly.

  50. STRANGER
    2:12 pm on April 24th, 2009

    you disapiont me haha

  51. meown
    1:32 am on April 26th, 2009

    God doen’t exist so you can keep alive.

  52. i attempted once.
    5:22 pm on April 26th, 2009

    overdose, ibuprofen paracetamol and gees linctus.
    along with som co dydramol

  53. i attempted once.
    5:24 pm on April 26th, 2009

    it dosnt hurt, just packs up your organs.
    but
    really, i tryed, wasnt worth it…
    do a cry for help, it helps x

  54. dependable whore
    3:29 pm on April 27th, 2009

    if you really wanter to commit suicide the pain factor wouldnt matter
    ud just do it

  55. Tim
    7:52 pm on April 27th, 2009

    Here’s the best suicide. “Kill” off your old life. Do something fucking crazy, wild, new and different that you’re not “supposed” to do. See if you like it. Look at it this way – you only live once. May as well do something stupid.

  56. interesting ranger
    10:07 am on May 1st, 2009

    to/dear

    THE BEST SUICIDE question,

    similar to another suggestion, do things you have not done before. go on a trip. get away from where you are. not all trips are expensive; perhaps you can take the bus and you can find relatives or people you know who live far away and ask them that you really need to get away for a while. tell them ahead of time you don’t plan to be in the house much. that you just want to be in the area for a little while to travel/be a tourist. have fun! let yourself meet some special people who will remind you of why you want to stick around!

    another suggestion: is there an OUTDOOR ADVENTURE group in your hometown?

  57. M
    9:31 am on May 13th, 2009

    Never ever give up. Be tough. If you die, you get nothing. Strive to live! Strive to win!

  58. Lovhurts
    12:00 am on May 17th, 2009

    Please dont do It… I’ve been through a lot of things and sometimes you feel like giving up .. But I promise you there will be a brighter day. when all your pain will go away.just dont give up

  59. renten falling down
    3:42 pm on May 18th, 2009

    well i feel for you if your still alive,
    all that keeps me alive is god,my mom and the very long relationship i’ve been in. i’m ftm but pre-t pre-op, and a lot of times i feel alone and lost. or i feel that i have to people living inside of me. i’ve had a really hard time….but sometimes i look out and i see the sun or birds, and the sunlight upon the green trees and i feel like everything’s going to be okay.
    but then i get so down that i feel that i will never get back up, keep pushing through the shit, don’t let the problems when, because when your done and it’s over and your about to die i can’t help but think that some regret will set in and you will die with that as you last lingering thought.
    so stay here with us because maybe there’s something out there, in some other country that you will be thankful to be alive to see.

  60. richard kawamura
    5:02 am on May 24th, 2009

    Tough it out. Go to a Rap concert and call everyone Niggers.

  61. gtfo
    3:48 am on May 27th, 2009

    “You can stop answering now..
    I’m better, I don’t need to kill myself, life it’s a bitch, but it has a lot of things to offer me, I’m still young.”

    jesus tapdancing christ. yet another attention whoring, myspace livejournal blogging queer drama queen looking for self-confirmation on the internet. gtfo

  62. fixed robot
    5:17 am on May 27th, 2009

    yehh.. i knew you would get over it… its just a matter of hanging on in bad times that bring you to better stuffs… well… How do i know??? i have been through it… searching everywhere for ways to die.. and not having enough guts to commit suicide.. well.. thats good that i didn’t have the guts else i wouldn’t have seen this beautiful life on the other side of coin.. Trust in GOD’s plan man… he s the best out there.. tc..bye

    BTW i don’t know how i got to this blog.. where did it come from… aah… leave it..

  63. CADE WILLIAMS
    3:43 pm on May 29th, 2009

    Many people have lost their direction in Life, It can be like floundering in the sea of life, yet we have a natural need to feel as if someone up there is looking after us, and there is. Look around at the wanders of life, the lovely blue sky, trees and fields full of crops (I live in a country area) don’t you realize these phenomena are not random, they are not coincidental, there is an ultimate intelligence which overlooks it all and that entity is God!! God is that lighthouse in the stormy sea of life which helps you to find your way-or discover your way. Today many have just said Good-bye to morality, they have lost their way and many are doing things which numb their sensibilities, they are the unhappy ones who try to replace that natural spirituality with man made solutions. OPEN YOUR HEART TO GOD!!!!! BE STRONG KEEP LIVING, and someday you will look back on your present situation and ask yourself why would you even contemplate destroying your lovely person.

  64. humanisdivine
    2:16 am on June 1st, 2009

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm2zPmA1PhI

    listen to that

    it will change your life

  65. i am serious
    1:54 am on June 2nd, 2009

    Well im not going to tell him to do it or not to do it. I just want to warn you about going to those darn scientologists. DO NOT GO TO A CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!! just don’t do it. nobody do it. something is wrong with those people. do some research at xenu.net

    everything you can imagine about scientology is on that website. it is truly shocking

  66. u suck
    2:53 pm on June 2nd, 2009

    Suicide must be a right…….in the law….who can say anything about life or death…are you god? nobody choosen to live….did my parents asked me before if i want to live in this s h i t? no…they got the right to give life let ppl have the right to deny there own life…if this person is real young i’m not ok with what i’m saying here…but Everybody thinking basicly “normaly” trought there lil ego…woow life is beautyfull… try to get a life..everything gonna be ok ..u’ll c…BULL SHIT many ppl will stay in there shit.. and will try to live a better life living lil’ pleasure trying to forget the big pain…..i think if some ppl realy want it..why we don’t let him doing it?…ppl are thinking with the mass brain under the jugment of religion even if they are not belevers…fok religion..fok judeo christian way of thinking that mak us think the good is good and the bad is bad……fok mass ideas……….life is beautifull as much as life is bitch…..go to hell good thinking ppl….

  67. poor carpenter
    2:51 am on June 3rd, 2009

    You should be hard about it. Face to cement over and over.

  68. death
    12:21 am on June 7th, 2009

    Shotgun mouth wash

  69. adeline
    4:36 pm on June 7th, 2009

    stranger, you disappoint me.
    If you are so excited by death : Go and do what you preach.

    Bye.

  70. friendlyghost
    5:44 pm on June 7th, 2009

    The best advice i can give someone is life is a gift, you cant give up and you have to stay strong. Things will get better, whatever the reason is that makes you want to end your life, its not worth it. I never promise anything if its not a promise i cant keep, i promise you whoever you are that your life will get better with time. You HAVE to hang in there. Theres not bad enough in this world to not want to be around. This world although there is alot of ugly people and things that happen you have to think that everyone is dealing with something its not a good reason to not want to exist. Look around you and open your eyes, enjoy this world because one day when your old you will die we all will its just a part of life along with everything else. stay strong for you and for everyone in this world that loves you!

  71. political broker
    10:07 am on June 12th, 2009

    Potassium Cyanide, you can buy it from jewelers to clean gold / silver (make sure you say that’s why you want it), mix a few spoonfuls in a glass of water and down it, you’ll be rendered completely unconscious within a minute and you’ll be dead within 30. Say hi to Elvis for me.

    Of course the rock and roll way to do it would be a shotgun in the mouth, you fucking pussy.

  72. u suck
    8:21 pm on June 12th, 2009

    political broker!!!!! U rOck…..

  73. u suck
    8:37 pm on June 12th, 2009

    WHY i don’t do it????…cause i love my family and i don’t want to make them sade and my mum who give a lot to me for my life.. and i don’t want to desapoint her…. and screw her life and life of my family this way…but ….life to me is realy boring…even if girls love me…even if ppl find me handsom…even if i got a lot of things for me..even if i think i’m in way more “inteligent” than a lot of ppl..even if a got talent for many stuff even if i got a lot sense of humor..even if i got talent fot music even if i got talent for art…even if i can speak different languages..even if i can meet differents style of persons..even if i can in way do what i want in my life….to me life is soooooo boooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOring……and there are no point to this shit…..i’m 29 now…and since i’m 16/17 life is boring …..so boring…i love so many stuff on earth…and the opposite is so real too umanity is desapointing to me……i’m desapointing me…i want to finish this shit….but i can’t….

  74. NoHankyPanky
    6:24 pm on June 13th, 2009

    This site should be monitored if these things said on here are true, i hope they pass it on to the police and trace peoples I.P ads.. wherever they live.

  75. death
    8:02 am on June 14th, 2009

    i sure will adeline…right after you πŸ˜‰

  76. Suicicde Helper
    11:45 am on June 15th, 2009

    Despite my moral standpoints against it I will answer your question

    Shoot yourself in the head it’s quick and instant death with little to no pain

    Or if you can’t get a un just hang yourself with a rope, a shoelace, etc it is a quick and instant way of death with no pain matter of fact as soon as you jump off the chair the nextt thing you’ll feel is nothingness because you’ll be dead it is the oldest and non painful method in existence

  77. THE MASTER G
    3:28 pm on June 15th, 2009

    political broker I WOULD HAPPILY BEAT YOU TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE. nah mate dont bother killing yourself pal cuz yud go to hell mate cuz its still murder init.

  78. Rafael Trenton
    12:59 am on June 18th, 2009

    come to mexico, tell a druglord that you called the police on hime, or better, gain his confidence working for him, then betray him!
    you will be dead for sure

  79. u suck
    6:00 am on June 22nd, 2009

    going to hell…pfffff..stop talking ’bout religion plz..so cheesy relation with life..†††††

  80. Son of a suicide
    1:07 am on June 26th, 2009

    Hey, I really am sorry to hear of someone in this much dispair. I have thought about suicide, like I am sure it has crossed the minds of many. But I will never throw away the life that was given to me. Life is too short as it is. My Dad commited suicide in 2002 and it devastated me. He was 70. I knew he was having health issues, but I never thought he would take his life. He put a gun to the roof of his mouth and pulled the trigger. He did it outside his back door, and was found by the neighborhood paper boy. After going through the pain, guilt, and mental anguish of this, I would never put my family & friends through this. Suicide is too easy. Living and experiencing like is much much difficult. Go get help. Call a suicide hotline, talk with any minister, friend. Your life was a gift to you. You have no right to waste it. Best of luck, -Carson.

  81. long dragon
    1:11 pm on July 4th, 2009

    After reading a lot of these posts and being concerned enough for you that I had them set to forward to my email (and mind you, some are great and honest)Ihave started to wonder if maybe you meant to say homicide from the rage you are enduring from having to read these posts! No seriously, I am happy you are feeling better and sorry if I was a total bitch in earlier post. Don’t ask for posts to stop as you could end up helping another with a response that hasn’t even posted yet.

  82. Howard Johnson
    4:34 pm on July 10th, 2009

    Lie down on the train tracks – it’s 100% effective and fast

  83. Mariko Suicide
    7:41 am on July 14th, 2009

    an overdose on heroin, it’s the best death!

  84. LaraCT
    10:00 pm on July 22nd, 2009

    I think he is dead already and some other moron answered for him…

  85. thegame
    2:43 am on July 23rd, 2009

    Drink 2 bottles of Brandy + 1 bottle of vadka + 3 bottles of wine keep on drinking it for whole day, take a walk middle or road in night. Jus 1 min boss and u will be there in hell!! Do it man the earth is getting overloaded with humans

  86. Corntrollio
    4:13 pm on July 26th, 2009

    Drowning is kinda nice from what I’ve heard. Or OD on Heroin…but that’s kinda expensive…

  87. advicer
    6:42 pm on August 2nd, 2009

    wtf are u talking about
    run from home and left ur problems behind better then soucide
    who know you could get rich or find a better way to live

    but if you sucide you will go straith to hell without even been asked what did u do in ur life lol

  88. terdburglar
    11:37 am on August 8th, 2009

    okay the best way to do it is to take a hand grenade hold it up close to your face pull the pin wait a few seconds and then jump off a really high building so that you explode in the middle of the air and rain guts and blood on the pedestrians below

  89. Its Inevitable Isnt It?
    7:42 pm on August 13th, 2009

    The concept of Free Will is that you can determine your fate. The problem with this is that where you are born and who you were born to can have such a detrimental effect on your future that you may be condemned to obscurity like 99% of the rest of us. You may be born in some 3rd world country with dirty drinking water, with no electricity, or education. Or in some major city with all the above and the opportunity to work in some cubicle or on some assembly line for the next 30 years. Most people when faced with either situation will make the best of it and endure. But having Free Will also means you are equally capable of facing the “great” unknown. People can say that Hell awaits you or that Nothing is there. The truth is that we have zero way of knowing with our current understanding of the universe and our own existence. What we can determine is that babies are born from the nutrients that the earth provides and when we die this is where we go. Back to the Earth. If anyone chooses suicide its only a shortcut to every persons own inevitable ending. As morbid as it sounds Death is in all our futures. Facing it today is no worse than hiding in some minimum wage job living this serf/peasant lifestyle for someone elses gain.

    If you want to make it painless, as many of the comments said. Though you may not realize it others do care about you. So proximity would be paramount. Though some will say that never knowing what happened to their child/sibling/friend would be far worse. I think that trying to take a bath where you child slit their wrists, or on the deck where you hung yourself, or driving to work on the street you drove into oncoming traffic everyday of every week would be far worse. So leave the city/country. Pawn everything you dont want to leave to someone and buy a plane ticket somewhere else. Do your best to pick a spot that you’re body could just go unnoticed. Maybe go on a safari/scuba dive/rainforest and leave your own carcass for the animals to eat. Or find a place that will let you skydive over open water.

    Drugs seems like a lazy way out. Except the “good” ones. Id probably go out on some LSD/Shrooms or other psychedelics to make the last ride more enjoyable. Skydiving in some 3rd world country with no regulations while on 20 hits of LSD sounds like fun. Of course id probably want to do more like say 100 to maximize the high and to scramble my brain just enough so that if there is a god or computer programmer on the other side that all he will see is a happy fun loving jumble of pretty colors and whatnot.

  90. certain fly
    6:07 am on August 18th, 2009

    I know how you feel mate, before you do it just consider, how your friends and family will feel without you, is your peace more important than theirs? If so, carbon monoxide from your car exhaust should send you to sleep first.

  91. blower
    10:42 am on August 24th, 2009

    your best bet is to shoot your self

  92. Erica
    10:56 am on August 28th, 2009

    Just eat as many bottles of sleeping pills as you can. Of course its better to contemplate it for a long time, the feeling often passes. Myself for instance was suicidal from 12 to 22 or so. I am 27 now and am happy all the time. It passed eventually, and I am glad now that I had the chance to see life in a better way. That hardship strengthened me in ways that others can’t comprehend.

  93. optional :)
    9:15 am on September 1st, 2009

    I once off’ed myself and came back as a meerkat. Now I really miss driving my mom around.

  94. BeautifulEnding
    11:59 pm on September 1st, 2009

    Yeah if I ever do suicide I would seriously make it spectacular… Did anyone see that video years ago of the guy climbing buildings and he knew he was gonna fall and knew he was being recorded.

    As he begins falling he looks toward where he’s being filmed and waves enthusiastically at the camera person. I will remember that guy for the rest of my life. If your going to do it you should do something to seriously fuck with peoples heads.

    Be creative don’t go with pills or carbon monoxide or whatever do some freaky shit that will inspire people.

  95. UK is failing
    9:28 pm on September 8th, 2009

    You will not do it, it is the quiet ones who do it.

    The people who do not crave and seek attention. People who feel trapped to the point it is the only option. I had an ex who ‘thought’ about it at times.

    Just a mind-fuck.

    It isn’t a game….

  96. Lara
    4:39 am on September 10th, 2009

    hey r u dead yet?;)

  97. Curious
    4:40 am on September 10th, 2009

    yeah…thx 4 helping guys!!! Awwww shit look michael Jacson!!!!!!!!

  98. giggidy
    12:57 pm on September 11th, 2009

    headbutt the fuckin curb dude!

    coolest way to die

  99. Kruschev
    7:46 pm on September 15th, 2009

    just do it! stop being such a pussy!
    you can try jumping off a tall building or standing in front of a train.
    so what if it hurts, it will only hurt for a second, after that nothing, forever. no more depression, no more disappointment, and no more godawful sitcoms on abc!

  100. boiling hamster
    6:31 pm on October 5th, 2009

    You can always eat some small watch batteries, you know the little round ones…once you eat them it is imposible to reverse…they will burst when they sit in ur stomach acid

  101. loosevagina
    8:40 pm on October 7th, 2009

    jump off a bridge with cars under it.
    the hit of the concrete will kill you,
    and if not, the cars will
    you will die quickly
    thats how i plan on kiling myself.

  102. thegame
    2:12 am on October 11th, 2009

    gud to know tht ur still alive, its life man u have the cycle of bad nd gud days y u finish it off, b smthing b the man of value, do smthing be4 dying tht world remembers u, giv smthing to this world to humanity, ignore all the craps which we gave u (including mine), live life enjoy b happy, read gud literature, pray always. God Bless U

  103. wealthy niece
    7:32 am on October 20th, 2009

    Dnt kill ur self. Dnt listen to the idiots who r tellin u to. U may seem depressed n wan to end it all, ive felt the same, but dnt. plz dnt.

  104. used-to-be emo
    3:22 pm on November 1st, 2009

    look hun, i dont know you, and you dont have to believe me, but its not worth it. i’ve tried bfr… trust me it just isnt worth it… maybe you should try counsiling. i was really against it, but it really helps. i think you should just talk to some one. i hope you feel better.(:
    -best wishes

  105. aka The F***** Doc
    5:23 am on November 16th, 2009

    In childhood I was constantly picked on by everyone including my so-called backstabber friends- and these types I always seemed to attract even though I was always sincere to them, then I had the worst toughest adolescence anyone could go through- intensely self-conscious, painfully shy (and I’m a dude btw), no friends etc. etc. And now I STILL suffer from OCD, depression (started at age 13, took zoloft and paxil at age 15 to age 19 or so which, pardon my language, f***** up my brain and gave me a nervous breakdown when I started university, and then the f****** drug companies pulled it off AFTER I took these and I was only 16- what the hell??- wasn’t MY safety important???!!!), anyways I also suffer from
    social anxiety/extreme self consciousness and hence loneliness, ongoing porn addiction (which makes me feel terrible about myself) but that I have trouble kicking and have had panic attacks in the past-and these were so bad that I felt like someone suddenly holding a gun to my head out of the blue for no reason 3X in my life thus far- so bad that I’d rather die- but I didn’t! I have wanted to end my life so many times in the past I can’t even tell you- my life is been so gnawingly torturous and painful and I have so much anger inside at all the sh** that I have to bear- but suicide is not the answer- so if I can make it through these problems, why can’t you? You know what after all the shyt I’ve been through, (and after suffering 3 crushing heartbreaks all of which I thought were the “one” and failing classes in uni b/c of my OCD- at which point I thought my life is over cause I can’t even do my science degree)I got admitted to medical school!!!!- so you see, STAY ALIVE AND THING’S CHANGE AROUND! I’ve controlled my conditions to an extent, but still the OCD flares up sometimes badly. You gotta hold your head up high, no matter what.. if not for you, at least do it for your mother and father who care so much about you…

    Please don’t try hurting yourself, if you think you might then CALL A SUICIDE HOTLINE, I’m NOT JOKING!:

    Here’s one: 1-800-SUICIDE (1-800-784-2433)

    I sincerely hope and pray you feel better, and rmeember God is always there to listen to you even if the whole world is against you…

  106. quiet shoemaker
    4:52 am on December 2nd, 2009

    make it fun, go sky diving from a plane with a glider, try to do some flips to, and record it. dont survive like that a’hole who fell 6k feet and lived mmk that defeats the purpose.. remember to let go of the glider away down. and strap yourself with some C4, ball-bearings and some fireworks. some nice blue ones

    raining hellfire and pretty lights as you take a neihbourhood out after skydiving from 22k feet. thats gotta be the purfect death man

  107. Heath Ledger
    4:41 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Well, when I committed suicide (accidentally!!!) I just did a shit load of drugs. That was ok.

    I’d personally say… Just fuck yourself with a knife. See the pleasure would outlast the pain. If you’re a dude, just pop that little fucker up your ass.

    Its not gay as you’re about to die so you dont really CARE if its gay or not.

    But most of all, HAVE FUN when you’re mutilating your ass, because at the end of the day, its the last thing you’ll ever do!!!

  108. Mom's Red Lipstick Smeared My Cock
    5:07 pm on January 7th, 2010

    Incest Is BEST !!!

  109. hahahahaocrap
    3:52 am on March 14th, 2010

    im w/ oztotl its all the rage

  110. right pervert
    11:48 pm on July 8th, 2010

    I hope you’re okay, and alive and happy.

    But if you are committed to doing it- barbeque inside the house- the carbon monoxide from burning charcol indoors will kill you painlessly. This will also BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE.

    So don’t kill yourself.

  111. DUMBOHEAD
    1:47 pm on July 16th, 2010

    bullet to the brain moron, fucking kill urself, u deserve it. well hurry up fucking loser bitch KILL URSELF NOW ITS THE WAY ITS MEANT TO BE….try to be normal like me. well now i must go do my normal things.. which is go get buttfucked by a horse while sucking off my dad cuz im a fucking handicapp fucknugget

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