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i am a 43 year old priest who has devotedly followed religion ever since i was 6 years old. sometimes i touch myself when i’m doing confessions. lord, please forgive me.

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39 Comments

  1. Anonymous1
    7:50 pm on September 7th, 2009

    touch yourself at other times not in the booth…. you imbecil

  2. Lara
    12:18 am on September 8th, 2009

    ur church is a bordello anyway u fucking christian

  3. fixed hijacker
    8:24 am on September 8th, 2009

    God will never forgive you for being a 43 year old priest!

  4. UK is failing
    9:54 pm on September 8th, 2009

    Shit, you must reek of cock. Do you wash your hand/s or baptize someone anyway?

  5. beautiful king cobra
    2:55 pm on September 10th, 2009

    Ask GOD for forgiveness and try not to do that in church. After all, you are only human.

  6. Jay Wolf
    12:10 am on September 11th, 2009

    lol people give the bro a break, you try no sex like.. ever 😛
    Unless your all pricks who cant get any gotta give the dude props. Rock on bro and just do what you want. No offense to you but worshiping god is a waste of time.
    Even if there is one, witch I highly doubt, something tells me he didnt make us to waste our time worshiping him like goons. He/she probably just uses us as a big 3d tv.

  7. sixsixsixhekti
    10:21 pm on September 11th, 2009

    You’re human man, stop wasting your time asking for forgiveness and live your life, go bang some hott chubies and touch your ween all day, i do it, aint nuthin wrong with it.

  8. Lara
    1:13 am on September 12th, 2009

    Like his dumpass lord Christ and his sugar daddy don’t like watching..

  9. frequent demon
    8:02 am on September 12th, 2009

    fuck historically speaking if there was a christ he was a man… was probably banging the fuck away at that sweet mary magdeline’s pussy all fucking day just romping that nasty twat with his divine cock… dude… your human… you think god gave you a dick if he didn’t want you using it… you have the key and she has the lock… jerk away motherfucker and get your dick wet…. my god christian are fucking retarded… go fuck away man…. just score some pussy… please leave altar boys alone and girls under the age of 18.

  10. yellow rapist
    1:40 am on September 13th, 2009

    Don’t worry my friend, everyone thinks lucifer and his jack-ass demons angels rain hell on man. There is going to be a time! A war lie you never seen in heaven and for people like me that don’t fit into the heaven thing, God will give us a sword to cut them down to hell. God knows I can’t Promises Eternity without pissing him off! So I would rather die in one last battle at the floor of hell knowing he will always love me forever, that I gave one last try! Than to piss him off someday in Eternity, then going evil over it like lucifer and having him hating me then destroying me! There will be a time when he will let you chose. A friend.

  11. third degree knight, Campbell
    2:07 am on September 13th, 2009

    An if you do make it out of the hell God will grant you Eternal sleep an to never have to deal with the nonsence of this stupid world or these stupid people, we will all have to go. Most of them will go in fear, without love. But some of us will go in love, knowing that we will be loved when we fall. even lucifer gave the stupid name “yellow rapist” will see, will see, will see……………

  12. LBN
    1:21 am on September 14th, 2009

    U R ALL RETARDED!!

  13. crazy lunatic
    2:03 am on September 14th, 2009

    God will forgive you! He has an infinite MERCY

  14. crazy lunatic
    2:06 am on September 14th, 2009

    just PRAY!!!!!!! PRAY PRAY ALL DAY!!!!

  15. crazy lunatic
    2:07 am on September 14th, 2009

    and dont come back to this site…this comments are pure evilness

  16. Look it up
    5:12 pm on September 16th, 2009

    Jesus is a mushroom

  17. indian nurse
    3:17 am on September 17th, 2009

    HEY!! stop talking bad about God! you not happy then fine, don’t need to keep on talking crap here.. f***

  18. good-looking murderer
    7:27 am on September 17th, 2009

    bande de bouffons

  19. oob
    12:45 pm on September 19th, 2009

    God approves!

  20. BeautifulEnding
    11:35 pm on September 20th, 2009

    I AM GOD and you are all PUSSIES!

  21. Brie
    1:49 pm on September 29th, 2009

    If it counts, I forgive you 🙂

  22. armenian werewolf
    10:43 pm on September 30th, 2009

    you are all IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. friendly carpenter
    7:33 am on October 2nd, 2009

    ..i suppose this website was created in good intentions.

  24. hanging lucifer
    9:23 am on October 2nd, 2009

    god hates it when you do that!!

  25. Loulou
    9:37 am on October 10th, 2009

    DAANNNGGG..WTF?

  26. /MG
    8:33 am on October 14th, 2009

    YOU NEED A GOOD LESSON! Get on you knees now! Look at the floor…Can you see my Stiletos? can you see my shiny large high heel? well…. it will become your new object of adoration…Save your prays to your new Lord of Chastity and denyial…would you be a good worshiper of my majesty?

    MG

  27. Pussy
    11:48 am on October 23rd, 2009

    Long live masturbation!!!

  28. tired of this crap
    8:33 pm on October 23rd, 2009

    you people NEED to get a LIFE

  29. BuggerMeButtocks
    3:46 pm on October 25th, 2009

    Bugger you all….Bugger anyone and everyone…. Bugger the birds and bee’s. Bugger the earth and the trees.
    Bugger the universe till its ass bleeds.

    Ps.
    Anyone commenting on this can go bugger off.

  30. Jesus
    3:48 pm on October 25th, 2009

    Allah smells of fish.

  31. RuHana
    2:27 am on October 27th, 2009

    Someday its going to rain Hell on us! And when it does are you ready for it.

    You’re only human. But please not during confessions.

  32. Football coach
    12:16 pm on October 27th, 2009

    I am a 24 years old Catholics who like to touch myself while I’m confessing my sins. I often imagine how hot the guy behind the screen would be and wish there would be a glory hole instead of just the confession screen.

    Love it!

    Peace everyone.

  33. rotten pussy
    5:17 pm on October 30th, 2009

    LOL xD xD
    +o(

  34. unpopular snail
    3:55 am on November 7th, 2009

    God, this is really unhealthy…but I’m so turned on by this confession.

    I just made myself cum thinking about my favorite priest. Father, I want you so so bad…

  35. tootles
    11:25 pm on November 9th, 2009

    fuck a kid instead! one catholic to another

  36. Ali
    2:04 pm on November 10th, 2009

    Mr. Priest, as you can see from all these comments, you’re at least probably a lot better off than many of these people! I’m agnostic for now, but if God does exist, then I am sure he will forgive you. After all, he created you, he knows you, and he can most certainly empathize with you. Isn’t that right?

    Perhaps, as one person stated, it would be wise to consider doing this elsewhere, not inside the booth. You probably consider is to be very disrespectful to God, to be doing such things during confession. I understand the allure of the taboo, believe me, and I believe its a natural expression of human sexuality. However, if this is causing you great distress, a simple way to stem this would be to do those activities elsewhere, prior to confession. This way you’ll be taking action to try and prevent the disrespect, and if you wish to cease all together this can help you along that path.

  37. The real Nigga
    4:26 pm on November 18th, 2009

    Ah AH AhhaHAHa ……..

  38. Supreme Being
    1:17 am on February 1st, 2010

    Listen Virgin Boy

    Your a human being, your not divine in any way shape of form. You are a bleeding, breathing,eating,shitting, human creature. Being a Priest doesn’t make you any more special. I can understand you feel guilty because you couldn’t keep your promise to God and in your mind masturbation is a sin. The simple truth is you are a Mammal you have hormones like every one else and your body and brain is designed and wired for sex. why you people hold yourself back is mind boggling but instead of trying to be perfect, accept yourself for what you really are and satisfy your god given urges. However, jack off at home it’s a little extreme to do it at work.

  39. voice of reason
    10:31 pm on February 21st, 2010

    Your only human but apart of following Christ is resisting temptation. I can sympathize, you probably do hear a lot of taboo stuff in there. Being how you never had sex your probably pretty curious. I do not judge your behavior even though you violated the trust of your congregation. I would suggest finding another place to pleasure yourself along with some new stimulation. It appears you are aroused by listening. Have you ever considered getting some recorded erotica? Hope this advice helps and you can redeem yourself for the sake of the church.

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