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Feb
I want to meet a very perverted girl who will do absolutely anything I say no matter how sick or depraved. I will also enjoy being her sic dog from time to time. I want her to eventually fuck me to death, literally. I should die at the peak of orgasm at the hands of my most hated love.
1:48 pm on February 10th, 2009
That’s impossible,man!
The women just like water, sometimes they are soft,and sometimes they are just a son of bitch!
11:58 am on February 15th, 2009
Every girl should do what you say at anytime.
7:41 pm on February 26th, 2009
😮 wow
11:22 pm on March 1st, 2009
Emo has a lot to answer for.
5:58 am on March 6th, 2009
Asshole!
4:51 pm on March 14th, 2009
LOL
7:17 pm on March 16th, 2009
“FUCK YOU”
9:02 pm on March 16th, 2009
I will be that girl. As long as with your sexual exploits you provide me constant Sappho quotes. Do not clip your nails. I live in New Jersey. Find me. I wear hats often and frequently. Demetri Martin is not a very funny man. Email me. No, really. I’d love to talk to you. I’ve had similar intense desires and get off while thinking about them. I’ve enclosed my email. My name is Linda.
10:06 pm on March 16th, 2009
huh?
9:55 pm on April 16th, 2009
It is possible. I have one of those women. And when I am ready, we will eat xtc pills together and she will take my breath away for the last time. My loyal Succubi…I am blessed.
8:44 pm on April 17th, 2009
LOL im ganna have great dreams
2:36 am on May 5th, 2009
“i shall die at the peak of orgasm at the hands of my most hated love” – rofl. this is probably the funniest confession i have ever read! kudos for confessing. and uhmm good luck finding the girl..who will eventually fuck you to death lol
6:27 pm on May 17th, 2009
omfg how could u ur fuckin 30 that so old n a 10 year old that makes u a rapist im 13 n yo bitchass anit cummin no where near me
4:44 pm on June 7th, 2009
you got that dreadful lady guy : It’s your own hand !
I hope that any sensitive lady, man or dog would run away from you at your arriving.
3:38 pm on July 26th, 2009
Dude. Eat a gallon of country crock and get a hooker.
10:52 pm on August 31st, 2009
Shit dude, hope you find the right lady for you.
Just make sure everything is consensual (I’d recommend at least having a safety word).
Good luck.
7:31 pm on September 15th, 2009
Sounds like something i would say.
Such women are a rarity and if you find one you have to try and hold on to her, because most other ones just won’t understand your needs.
3:04 pm on September 29th, 2009
I’m your girl . . .
11:59 pm on October 11th, 2009
that’s so hot
10:07 pm on January 14th, 2011
goddamm dude fuck to death.
that sounds grate at like 80-100 years old. i’ll have nothing to live for but heven or hell.