I once tied up and blindfolded my girlfriend with her ankles up around her ears (it was Valentine’s Day), and told her I was going to stick something up her ass, but I wouldn’t tell her what it was. I was nice and used a greased up Coke bottle. Then I squatted over her face and told her to stick her tongue out, so she tongued my anus without knowing it (at least at first.) She came twice.
After we broke up, I told her to come over one night and to wear a short skirt. I had her stick her finger up her ass and walk around outside on the street, with her skirt hiked up in back. Then I made her walk around with my dick up her ass. She walked funny that way, on her tippy toes with her ass stuck out. She came then too.
She is a nice Jewish girl with a little waist and amazing ta-tas.
1:02 pm on January 4th, 2006
#615: one word comes to mind….PERVERT!!!!
4:15 pm on January 8th, 2006
#620: another word comes to my mind….BULLSHIT!
12:01 pm on January 14th, 2006
#637: ….and u r still alive?? and not in a mental institution???
8:14 am on January 31st, 2006
#719: and one more word comes to mind….ASSHOLE
7:29 am on May 13th, 2006
#959: i bet she’s happier now
10:04 pm on August 19th, 2006
#1235: Then you woke up, right?