I spanked my monkey while eating cheetoos and was watching a porn. now my pecker is orange..
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5:26 pm on December 15th, 2005
#413: The same thing happened tp me but i was eating doritos
11:17 pm on December 16th, 2005
#433: odinsrevenge194@msn.com
1:22 pm on December 17th, 2005
#466: I’m away from my computer right now.
4:44 pm on December 27th, 2005
#552: LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
4:30 am on January 16th, 2006
#647: what if you spanked your monkey eating chutney flavoured chips ? give it a try, you know you want to.
11:53 am on January 22nd, 2007
#1645: orange is it?
8:06 pm on February 18th, 2007
#1876: sex is good but i don’t have a girlfriend
5:46 pm on February 25th, 2007
#2086: Sometimes when I’m working on my car and I pee or play with my dick, I get it all greasey.
8:18 pm on September 4th, 2007
#3247: My Great-Grandmother wears a TON of lipstick and gives me 2 or 3 blowjobs every day.
My cock is ALWAYS bright RED !!!
12:41 am on August 15th, 2009
My boyfriend’s a ginger, so his wang is always orange. Is there anything he can wack off with to make it beige or something?