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I spanked my monkey while eating cheetoos and was watching a porn. now my pecker is orange..

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10 Comments

1. prick
   5:26 pm on December 15th, 2005

   #413: The same thing happened tp me but i was eating doritos

2. joker
   11:17 pm on December 16th, 2005

   #433: odinsrevenge194@msn.com

3. Aim - away message
   1:22 pm on December 17th, 2005

   #466: I’m away from my computer right now.

4. loose son
   4:44 pm on December 27th, 2005

   #552: LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

5. chutney spanker
   4:30 am on January 16th, 2006

   #647: what if you spanked your monkey eating chutney flavoured chips ? give it a try, you know you want to.

6. public printer
   11:53 am on January 22nd, 2007

   #1645: orange is it?

7. late hooker
   8:06 pm on February 18th, 2007

   #1876: sex is good but i don’t have a girlfriend

8. silly dragon
   5:46 pm on February 25th, 2007

   #2086: Sometimes when I’m working on my car and I pee or play with my dick, I get it all greasey.

9. Thanx, Grandma !!!
   8:18 pm on September 4th, 2007

   #3247: My Great-Grandmother wears a TON of lipstick and gives me 2 or 3 blowjobs every day.

   My cock is ALWAYS bright RED !!!

10. nerd criminal
    12:41 am on August 15th, 2009

    My boyfriend’s a ginger, so his wang is always orange. Is there anything he can wack off with to make it beige or something?