One day, I was being stupid. And I found a dead person on the lawn. She looked so dumb. So I did her and laughed. The end.
Also, that was fake. I had to confess that. I am also a narcoleptic and necrophiliac and bibliophiliac. I love idiots.
Fin,
I work in a morgue and I have sex with dead woman all the time. I can’t seem to stop. I have tried and dead guy once by flipping him over and lubing him but I didn’t like it as much. But the women I am addicted to, having a tight ice cold pussy wrapped around my dick is indescribable,
Im a male in my late forties and i cant stop thinking about my dead wife. the worst part is that if i get to masterbate i do it thinking of her dead corpse. i know i will die soon and that nothing really matters but i can’t stop felling bad about this.
