So last week while riding in the car with my friend. I killed him!. and then made passionate love to his ear hole. it was magical i came so hard into it that he came back to life. and then sucked me off. it was amazing. Should i do this again?
I have a major obsession with feces and I like go to the bathroom and wrap it suran wrap and then masturbate with it. It feels so good when my dick is sliding in out of it. I know its weird but I love it. Also I love to record myself doing this but so far no one is willing to accept my work. I’m going to keep on trying so look for “You really turd me on”
I had sex with my neighbors little stud horse, no wait, I’m the one thats sore, he must have had sex with me.
I once tied up and blindfolded my girlfriend with her ankles up around her ears (it was Valentine’s Day), and told her I was going to stick something up her ass, but I wouldn’t tell her what it was. I was nice and used a greased up Coke bottle. Then I squatted over her face and told her to stick her tongue out, so she tongued my anus without knowing it (at least at first.) She came twice.
After we broke up, I told her to come over one night and to wear a short skirt. I had her stick her finger up her ass and walk around outside on the street, with her skirt hiked up in back. Then I made her walk around with my dick up her ass. She walked funny that way, on her tippy toes with her ass stuck out. She came then too.
She is a nice Jewish girl with a little waist and amazing ta-tas.
