I’ve known you for 3 years, have not talked to you in a friendly, true matter for 2. Yet, I’m deeply in love with you and I go out of my way to “bump” into you and ignore you, so that you would be upset and maybe apologize. But I know it’s my fault that we never dated, because you scared me. You were to good for me. You discouraged my drinking, but when I did and I got sick, you held my hair back. [By the way, I smoked just so I could ask you for a cigarette and a light.]
10:19 pm on November 26th, 2006
#1321: Thats’s cute! but you should talk to him (easier said than done, I know).
10:24 pm on November 26th, 2006
#1322: haha very much easier. every girlfriend he’s had after he met me, hates me. for no reason. and he’s been dating this one girl for over a year, he’s "deeply" in love. i dont want to screw it up.
11:22 am on December 13th, 2006
#1378: ill fuck you if u want to
5:59 pm on January 30th, 2007
#1721: *cuts #1378’s balls off*
12:55 am on September 11th, 2007
#3492: Yes, but I got my revenge at all those frat parties last year, didn’t I? you’d get drunk, take off all your clothes, and "pull a train" with ALL of the guys there (including me in disguise). The best part was always reviewing the videotape before I sold it to various websites.
Now you know how I’m paying for my further education!