I work in the funeral industry and am in close proximity to corpses on a daily basis. One day a friend outside of work jokingly offered to pay me $100 to procure him a small amount of human flesh. I took this as a dare. A triple-dog-dare.
I’ve always harbored a secret obsession with cannibalism. It probably began in childhood with stories of the Donner Party and the movie “Alive”. In my teens I read every book I could on depraved subjects like Jeffery Dahmer, Albert Fish, and Ed Gein. I always thought to myself, that if it came down to it, I would be capable of eating human flesh. Now to put it to the test…
I only had to wait a few days for a good donor to come in. I still remember his name, and will take it to my grave. I sliced his thigh open with a scalpel and excised a nice long strip of sartorius muscle.
We breaded and fried the flesh until it was well done and served it with some asparagus, garlic mashed potatoes, and a sweet raspberry sauce. A glass of red wine and a few candles gave our dinner a special touch. I should have sliced off much more than I did, as the meat shrunk a considerable amount. We were left with a couple of decent sized bites each though. It tasted very good! Similar to buffalo, but with a distinct flavor and texture that few will ever experience first hand.
2:24 pm on July 3rd, 2009
Disturbing đ
7:27 pm on July 3rd, 2009
your sick, but hey, who isn’t?
just don’t eat up my loved ones, ok?
now, seriously get help :/
2:30 am on July 4th, 2009
As long as they’re already dead. And no one else knows.
o_0
12:04 pm on July 4th, 2009
Nigga u need help
12:24 pm on July 4th, 2009
I heard human flesh tastes like shit and that is why although a Bear or Big Cat would kill a person, they would only eat you if they were desperately hungry. Carrior eaters will only eat the flesh when it is in the state of putrefication. I call bullshit on this one, sorry.
4:29 pm on July 5th, 2009
Well, I don’t know where you heard that, but I’d eat thigh muscle again if I had to. My co-conspirator said he would compare it to venison, I’m sticking with buffalo though. I can’t understand why a carnivore would turn up it’s nose to a fresh human corpse. I’ve seen people nibbled on by pets but I suppose that’s different. And if you’ve ever smelled a decomp, well that is some truly nasty shit. Perhaps carrion eaters simply prefer putrefied meat? It’s not a subject I know much about. I just know, that in my experience, people are pretty tasty. You can call BS all you like, afterall this is an anonymous site and I’m certainly not going to prove it to you.
2:05 am on July 9th, 2009
yawn. you call that interesting. wendnesday afternoon tomfoolery at best. thank you come again
6:48 am on July 10th, 2009
You can change.
10:53 am on July 13th, 2009
Amazing! I heard that human flesh tastes like pig flesh.I’m a vegan, but human meat seems really good. (: I hope had your corage soon.
And I love Ed gein. <3
5:21 am on July 23rd, 2009
There was a Chinese guy who killed and ate children in my country (Thailand). He was executed ages ago, but his body is still at the museum. This guy was addicted to human flesh and he claimed that nothing can taste better!!
12:51 pm on July 28th, 2009
get me some, okay?
2:33 pm on July 29th, 2009
just don’t eat it raw… that’s a good way to get a disease dude
12:24 pm on July 30th, 2009
u need to stop eating all that cock meat
3:54 pm on July 30th, 2009
You’re lying… everyone knows it tastes like chicken !
11:29 pm on August 2nd, 2009
I’d do it.
6:16 am on August 3rd, 2009
haha of course this is made up!
I like the confessions and stories on xxxstoryxxx.com better – this one is utter crapola, sure, like no one would notice that you took a chunk outa someones body at work. *yawn* get some imagination – or help if Im wrong lol
8:07 am on August 4th, 2009
dude go jerk off to star trek instead, you dont eat dead flesh unless you bled it first,if he died of a bloood disease you could have contracted it as well you fucking stupid jerkoff
9:19 pm on August 4th, 2009
“As long as theyâre already dead. And no one else knows.”
I agree
“I heard human flesh tastes like shit and that is why although a Bear or Big Cat would kill a person”
Human flesh is the most addicting meat on the face of the planet, just so you know.
I’d probably keep on going doing it but do it sneakily so you don’t get caught please, stay strong! ;p
6:11 pm on August 5th, 2009
Human flesh will taste like whatever the majority of the person’s diet was, which in most cases is lots of fats and sugars. Animals don’t enjoy fatty foods as much as humans so in many cases they won’t eat the flesh due to the taste. But to humans, it will taste sweet and good.
9:56 pm on August 6th, 2009
Methinks I’ll be cremated by a friend.
1:14 pm on August 8th, 2009
ITS PROBABLY THOUSANDS OF DISTURBED PEOPLE OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOU….WELL CALL EM DEMONS!!!
7:59 am on August 12th, 2009
YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
insane!
3:26 am on August 16th, 2009
I got some human flesh for you. 1st get on your knees……..
3:32 am on August 16th, 2009
you need to go to africa or any 3rd world country and show them how good flesh is. that will curve their ridiculous over population and stop them from asking for handouts. wanna stop over population you dumb africans âjust stop fuckingâ gotta fuck fuck a guy
6:43 pm on August 23rd, 2009
jst ast a bg chckn dnn and aft adng ths nasty dds sht fl lk bafng
11:19 am on August 28th, 2009
I am a vegetarian. What I think is weird are all you meat eaters that think human meat is nasty but not that of all other mammals….its so close. Practically the same. we could feel you human meat and you wouldn’t know the difference. look in the mirror to see NASTY. you eat FLESH
10:54 pm on August 30th, 2009
Well, in the most sane way you can say it, I would be interested to see what it tastes like. Not skin, that’s pretty nasty. But like, an actual prepared, small chunk of meat like from a leg muscle, like you described prepared in an actual dish. Well bullshit or not, still is an interesting topic.
11:47 pm on August 31st, 2009
It would have been nearly intollerably disgusting for a few reasons, all of which would be caused by the massive amount of blood left in the meat.
When animals are slaughtered they are bled or drained. The blood you see coming out of the steaks you buy at the store is much MUCH less and diluted than the initial unbled meat.
now consider this, you breaded it right? well, how did you stop the blood from saturating the breading? the best you could have pulled off would have been to do it as a wellington (if you insisted on breading it)
and even then all that thick rich cooked blood in the meat would taste horrible.
get the hell out of here with this crap.
~Chef
9:25 am on September 1st, 2009
you are fucked up mate
11:56 pm on September 2nd, 2009
“sure, like no one would notice that you took a chunk outa someones body at work.”
Not if you take said chunk from the thigh, suture the incision, and state that you injected the femoral on your embalming report…
“if he died of a bloood disease you could have contracted it as well you fucking stupid jerkoff”
He didn’t, I typed the death certificate myself. We cooked it pretty thoroughly too.
“ITS PROBABLY THOUSANDS OF DISTURBED PEOPLE OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOUâŚ.WELL CALL EM DEMONS!!!”
Ok…?
2:54 pm on September 4th, 2009
u r sick nd ned help homie
10:35 pm on September 9th, 2009
This is by far the worst confession I’ve yet seen.
You’re a republican, aren’t you? XD
8:45 pm on September 21st, 2009
dude, im not into cannibalism but if i killed someone i hated i would eat him because eating ur enemies is the worst insult imaginable, think about it u kill him, eat him then turn him into to shit XD fucking awesome yo.
P.S. i would also eat a person to survive, survival of the fittest ;p
4:42 pm on September 24th, 2009
You are a very sick person. If you’re hungry
for human flesh, why not slice it out of your
own thigh? I’m sure if this persons family
found out they would not be very happy, and you
could end up loosing your job, and end up in prison.
You and the friend that dared you to do this must
have some sort of mental issue.
4:30 am on September 29th, 2009
you are simply stupid, there’s alot more choices of meat we can get but why human? haha you insane. i’d kill you, shoot u down nigga
2:02 pm on September 29th, 2009
Sick
5:09 am on October 1st, 2009
wow i have no clue how i got to this website… but I’m a death metal fan so i must say this is an interesting topic. And actually you mentioned that movie ‘Alive’, ever since i saw that i always thought.. ya know, I could do it. I’m a very big fan of meat(I prefer cow tho) so I can understand. Plus we are fine specimens of flesh, so i can imagine us tasting good. I know pussy tastes good when i eat it soooo, why not thigh too.. lol.. sorry to joke. but hey.. gotta lighten it up sometimes.
5:11 am on October 1st, 2009
oh and the whole.. why not eat yourself.. blah blah.. stoooopid cuz he’s eating dead people.. not living people. there’s a difference between a cannibal and a killer. But in America we’re told what to think and feel so i couldn’t expect you people to understand something like that.
11:58 pm on October 8th, 2009
Whats wrong about it???, anyway it’s dead meat, right ???
2:11 pm on October 9th, 2009
i dont eat meat, but i love guys who eat my pussy. dayum to the d.metal hed hit me up
9:42 am on October 10th, 2009
Dude thats fucked up!!!..wat the hell!!!!!
U need help….ASAP!!!!
2:30 am on October 11th, 2009
Try the backstrap next time. Trapezius. Slice crosswise. Wrap with bacon, grill, dont overcook. Mushroom or green pepper sauce. Dark wine.
8:19 pm on October 19th, 2009
YA!!!!! Thats awsome!!! I’ve always wanted to barbecue a good piece of ass!!! I’ve always wondered what it would taste like. You rock!
4:00 pm on October 25th, 2009
Allah is a shitstain….He eats babys.
10:53 am on October 31st, 2009
You have the best job. Granted this is not the most talked about “hobby” for those in the field but it is definitely far preferable. Although I personally prefer white wine.
8:56 am on November 13th, 2009
nothing wrong with that, meat is meat.
5:53 pm on November 22nd, 2009
The scary thing is that this could be easily done if the person worked at a funeral home that did cremations. Take a nice large chunk out and put ’em in the fire…gross. I just think it is sick that he ate another person’s loved one. How would he feel if someone did that to his dad or mom.
4:12 pm on November 28th, 2009
are you german?. this is pretty disturbing if its true i hope you get caught
1:32 am on February 1st, 2010
Listen Hannibal Lecter
I have to commend you for doing what you wanted to do.
If your happy with your decision that is all that matters. At least you didn’t kill the person and eat him/her. This is very taboo but one must be open to the misfits of society. This doesn’t make you a bad or sick person. It is just frowned upon by society because of the reputation cannibals have as crazed psychotic blood thirsty murderers. For me it is somewhat disturbing because there’s much more sources of food out there for you I take it. As long as you don’t start harming other people for a meal then It’s okay who am I to Judge
6:55 pm on May 7th, 2010
I think this is REALLY disturbing!
I cant even imagine how people are JOKING about this and think its funny.
Others who are OK with the idea are sick too.
Its like having a tiger eating a tiger, lion eating a lion or a giraffe eating a giraffe.
For heavens sakes this is not sensible to me. Unless you are a crocodile!
I know of lion mother eating their own children when they are severely hungry! But that happens when they are short of food!
God Bless you mate. And if you think being a fan of Dahmer is a good thing, then I seriously pity you!
On another note, I hope God DOES NOT BLESS You!
And if you ever harm a living being of your own species i.e. a live human being, I pray to God or whoever you believe in , that you have a horrible horrible life and a worse death.
And if you do believe in an after life , then thats going to be worse!
10:18 am on July 14th, 2010
If youre a woman. i would like to offer myself to you
8:38 pm on October 27th, 2010
idd try it .
2:11 pm on December 24th, 2010
I’d do it…I don’t give a shit what anyone says. I’ve heard it tastes awesome. I don’t think you’re sick at all…if I had a way to get to a fresh corpse then I would do it. I am interested in going to Mortuary school.
Don’t listen to what any of these people say…do what satisfies you!
2:23 am on April 26th, 2011
wtf…woah dude if u come near me im gettin my AA 12 and Blasting the fuck out of your ass