Confession Point

When you must confess!

One day, a black man stole my bike while I was playing Pokemon red. I’ll never forget that day. He was wearing a black hoodie and I was in my backyard when I heard my bike start to go from its rack and when I checked on it all I saw was two white eyes.

I want my bike back.

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8 Comments

  1. mothership
    12:20 am on January 25th, 2009

    lol

  2. Jesus_Is_The_Answer
    5:57 pm on January 26th, 2009

    Well maybe instead of wanting your bike back you should pray for him. Obviously if he needed to steal your bike like that he was more desperate than you at the time. Believe me somewhere within him the guilt of his actions bother him and that’s a worse feeling than loosing your bike. Imagine if he sold that bike to feed his kids? Would you feel different if you knew that? We asume a thief is always a drug addict or something or the sort but who are we to judge what sadness has brought that individual to such self-destruction. You will get a new bike, maybe you’ll like it more than the last… God Bless

  3. mothership
    2:24 am on January 27th, 2009

    if i needed to feed my kids, i certainly wouldn’t steal a fucking bike!

    i love how “thou shalt not steal” is right there in the bible, and yet, we’re supposed to not be upset when someone does just that?

    you’re a real messenger, huh?

  4. damnitall
    2:11 am on April 8th, 2009

    think about it – are you SURE you want your bike back?… after that fart stinking nigga sit his ass on it?…

  5. bert
    8:36 pm on May 16th, 2009

    Probably turned it into rocks by now…..Ya bikes in his lungs man……….

  6. Just Curious...
    1:30 am on June 17th, 2009

    if all you saw were “two white eyes” how do you know he was black?

  7. fat rapist
    4:33 pm on December 17th, 2009

    hi i’m 12 and what is this?

  8. yathathappens
    5:26 pm on July 16th, 2010

    ya black people do that all the time. one black guy stole my chickens

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