Comments on: Fuck me to death

By: material boy

material boy — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:59:40 +0000

that’s so hot

By: Brie

Brie — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 20:04:27 +0000

I’m your girl . . .

By: Kruschev

Kruschev — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:31:37 +0000

Sounds like something i would say.
Such women are a rarity and if you find one you have to try and hold on to her, because most other ones just won’t understand your needs.

By: Jen

Jen — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 03:52:15 +0000

Shit dude, hope you find the right lady for you.
Just make sure everything is consensual (I’d recommend at least having a safety word).
Good luck.

By: Corntrollio

Corntrollio — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:38:54 +0000

Dude. Eat a gallon of country crock and get a hooker.

By: adeline

adeline — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:44:26 +0000

you got that dreadful lady guy : It’s your own hand !

I hope that any sensitive lady, man or dog would run away from you at your arriving.

By: dis guy is a prev.

dis guy is a prev. — Sun, 17 May 2009 23:27:26 +0000

omfg how could u ur fuckin 30 that so old n a 10 year old that makes u a rapist im 13 n yo bitchass anit cummin no where near me

By: confident grandfather

confident grandfather — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:36:44 +0000

“i shall die at the peak of orgasm at the hands of my most hated love” – rofl. this is probably the funniest confession i have ever read! kudos for confessing. and uhmm good luck finding the girl..who will eventually fuck you to death lol

By: dead and alive

dead and alive — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 01:44:44 +0000

LOL im ganna have great dreams

By: Wolfie

Wolfie — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 02:55:03 +0000

It is possible. I have one of those women. And when I am ready, we will eat xtc pills together and she will take my breath away for the last time. My loyal Succubi…I am blessed.

By: female engineer

female engineer — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 03:06:34 +0000

huh?

By: Linda H

Linda H — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 02:02:04 +0000

I will be that girl. As long as with your sexual exploits you provide me constant Sappho quotes. Do not clip your nails. I live in New Jersey. Find me. I wear hats often and frequently. Demetri Martin is not a very funny man. Email me. No, really. I’d love to talk to you. I’ve had similar intense desires and get off while thinking about them. I’ve enclosed my email. My name is Linda.

By: brown dragon

brown dragon — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:17:27 +0000

“FUCK YOU”

By: tight anethesiologist

tight anethesiologist — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:51:50 +0000

LOL

By: Clarisse

Clarisse — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 10:58:35 +0000

Asshole!

By: delicate assface

delicate assface — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 04:22:08 +0000

Emo has a lot to answer for.

By: 16 hearts

16 hearts — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:41:40 +0000

wow

By: Daddy

Daddy — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 16:58:01 +0000

Every girl should do what you say at anytime.

By: guatemalan chick

guatemalan chick — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:48:25 +0000

That’s impossible,man!
The women just like water, sometimes they are soft,and sometimes they are just a son of bitch!