Comments on: roadkill’s confession about porn and masturbation

By: nerd criminal

nerd criminal — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:41:16 +0000

My boyfriend’s a ginger, so his wang is always orange. Is there anything he can wack off with to make it beige or something?

Thanx, Grandma !!! — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:18:00 +0000

#3247: My Great-Grandmother wears a TON of lipstick and gives me 2 or 3 blowjobs every day.

My cock is ALWAYS bright RED !!!

silly dragon — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 22:46:00 +0000

#2086: Sometimes when I’m working on my car and I pee or play with my dick, I get it all greasey.

late hooker — Mon, 19 Feb 2007 01:06:00 +0000

#1876: sex is good but i don’t have a girlfriend

public printer — Mon, 22 Jan 2007 16:53:00 +0000

#1645: orange is it?

chutney spanker — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 09:30:00 +0000

#647: what if you spanked your monkey eating chutney flavoured chips ? give it a try, you know you want to.

loose son — Tue, 27 Dec 2005 21:44:00 +0000

#552: LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Aim - away message — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 18:22:00 +0000

#466: I’m away from my computer right now.

joker — Sat, 17 Dec 2005 04:17:00 +0000

prick — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 22:26:00 +0000

#413: The same thing happened tp me but i was eating doritos